The 100 year old house I live in now will outlive these newbuilds.
Would that not be classed as a nightmare!
What’s the only thing worse than living in Blackburn?
Living in a cheap-o, corners-cut, shoebox, ticky-tacky newbuild from Taylor Wimpey in Blackburn.
I despair.
I hear there’s 4,000 holes in the roads
I was just dreamin’ of…no that’s not it!
There’s a great pub in Blackburn
Hellscape
They look like American houses
If you click See More it actually says “Discover just these 6 houses, because if we show you any more you’ll realise you’re better off living in a skip.”
I know folk that have moved from hull to Blackburn, moaning xunts but they prefer it here to the stench of rotting fish…
Those solar panels are optimistic
From a Blackburn victim, abandon all hope ye who enter here.
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I was, then I woke up screaming…
Region snobs activate!
Grimsby out of your price range? Then we have the next best thing! It’s your time to move to Blackburn.
Ah yes, everyone dreams of retiring in a soulless new-build in a development that feels like a liminal space.
If I were it certainly wouldn’t be in a new-build Taylor Wimpy house.😂
Hard to believe, but for like 80% of global population moving to Blackburn would be a dream
Certainly targeting a niche market…
With the amount of houses in the picture, it’ll probably be two houses per dreamer
Could be worse. Could be [Blackburn West Lothian](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/160650275)
wtf? There’s nothing wrong with Blackburn. Its a perfect example of integration, culture and harmony 🤔
“it’s your time” sounds ominous
It’s fine, the houses are so generic you could just pretend you don’t live in Blackburn.
‘It’s your time to move to Blackburn…’
Because you can’t even afford fucking Bolton.
Housing crisis sorted, there’s a whole 8 homes available…
[https://www.taylorwimpey.co.uk/new-homes/blackburn/riven-stones](https://www.taylorwimpey.co.uk/new-homes/blackburn/riven-stones)
The 100 year old house I live in now will outlive these newbuilds.
Would that not be classed as a nightmare!
What’s the only thing worse than living in Blackburn?
Living in a cheap-o, corners-cut, shoebox, ticky-tacky newbuild from Taylor Wimpey in Blackburn.
I despair.
I hear there’s 4,000 holes in the roads
I was just dreamin’ of…no that’s not it!
There’s a great pub in Blackburn
Hellscape
They look like American houses
If you click See More it actually says “Discover just these 6 houses, because if we show you any more you’ll realise you’re better off living in a skip.”
I know folk that have moved from hull to Blackburn, moaning xunts but they prefer it here to the stench of rotting fish…
Those solar panels are optimistic
From a Blackburn victim, abandon all hope ye who enter here.
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