Trump Runs the Market into the Ground Again, Obsesses Over Showers & His Ass Kisser of the Week

Back in 2022 the Senate passed a bill to make Daylight Saving Time permanent and it was taken up again today, the stock market went back down today bigly thanks to the almost comical cloud of uncertainty from Donald Trump, the right wing propaganda channels are bending over trying to spin it, the MAGA-verse believes this was all part of the “plan,” Trump is focused on the really important issues right now like shower heads, he is set to get his annual physical tomorrow, we hand out the award for “The Golden Groveler” of the week, LeBron James is getting his very own Ken Doll, Philly pallbearers got a terrible surprise during a funeral, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.

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  2. As a wise First Nations person once said 'only the white man believes that if you cut a foot off the bottom of a blanket and sew it to the top you get a longer blanket'.

  3. Qualifying Trump as "the weird grandpa" is doing you and your country a massive, massive disservice. Dude is a menace to your society and is overtly corrupt, disappearing people at a whim.

  8. Please for the love of god play the clip of the Kremlin calling trump an “air head” and “useful idiot” over and over so trump will shut the f up about how Putin respects him!!!

  19. TRUMP EXERCISES EVERY DAY. HE DRIVES A GOLF CART PLAYING GOLF, HE RUNS TO THE GOLD TOILET FREQUENTLY, HE RUNS HIS MOUTH AND LIES CONSTANTLY HE RUNS FROM THE LAW AND ORDER AND HE IS HELPING AMERICA GET FIT.
    HE'S RUNNING IT INTO THE GROUND

  20. Thank God for Jimmy Kimmel. Seriously. He may be the last breath of free speech in our country before Trump finds a reason to put him in an El Salvador prison and never heard from again. Think I’m joking? All I can say is… if he goes, I’m going too. That’s all I gotta say. Well, no – actually, since I still have free speech, I want to remind Trump of the French Revolution, the Russian Revolution… the American Revolution. We ARE NOT going to be governed by kings or dictators. If it comes down to fists, then anyone in the way of my liberty is going to meet my fists. And the 2nd Amendment.

  21. Nothing that American manufacturers cannot be sourced from another country with an equal or better quality and at a better price.
    America has to realise that nobody will invest in America with such an unstable and unpredictable administration and America is not the centre of the economic universe.
    What the trump administration has achieved is alienate consumers worldwide into boycotting American products.
    Trump and Vance Have insulted and abused all of its allies who have decided to walk away and trade on the International market without America.
    All Trump, achieved with his tariffs is to cause tens of thousands of American businesses to go bankrupt to add to the six bankruptcies of his own.

  23. Daylight savings is a disaster. We have tried twice to to go to 365 daylight savings. It didn’t work. Your kids are going to be going to school in the dark. Stay on standard time. Scientific evidence supports staying.

  33. This Canadian doesn’t hate you, Jimmy. You, and all other sensible Americans, in your Country, are welcome to Canada any time! My heart and prayers are with you. I have relatives in the States, and I fear for them.

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