Extra points if you can guess where this was by judd_in_the_barn Tags:Casual UKUnited Kingdom 23 comments I’m going to guess that’s at M&S Love that they corrected the double negative. I’m not nobody’s sugar. I’m someone’s. Morrisons? It’s been promoted! M&S – it says it on the packet lol. You’ll always be my sugar. I feel sad that this is nobody’s sugar. I hear you sugar “This is not just sugar, this is deliciously sturdy M&S sugar for weighing down tills..” ‘I’m strong, confident sugar, who don’t need no one!’ oh honey honey, do do do do do do… This is what I would tell customers every day when I worked at Asda. I ain’t nobody’s sugar!! If it’s holding something in place, it must be cane sugar. For fixings, it can’t be beet. > Extra points if you can guess where this was On the till So *sweet* ~~”Don’t call me babe”~~ “I am not anybody’s sugar” Sugar, yes please… la la la What is a till ? I would’ve said Arkwright’s if it wasn’t for the M&S, to stop it flying off the countertop when it bites. Correcting the double-negative makes this make no sense, surely? If it says the sugar isn’t *nobody’s*, it is *somebody’s* and thus “don’t take it!” If it says I am not anybody’s sugar, it’s nobody’s so it can go back on the shelf. Which isn’t what they want because it’s weighing down the till! Unexpected Def Leppard song in the bagging area. alright honeybuns Woolworths? Comments are closed.
I would’ve said Arkwright’s if it wasn’t for the M&S, to stop it flying off the countertop when it bites.
Correcting the double-negative makes this make no sense, surely? If it says the sugar isn’t *nobody’s*, it is *somebody’s* and thus “don’t take it!” If it says I am not anybody’s sugar, it’s nobody’s so it can go back on the shelf. Which isn’t what they want because it’s weighing down the till!
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I’m going to guess that’s at M&S
Love that they corrected the double negative.
I’m not nobody’s sugar. I’m someone’s.
Morrisons?
It’s been promoted!
M&S – it says it on the packet lol.
You’ll always be my sugar.
I feel sad that this is nobody’s sugar. I hear you sugar
“This is not just sugar, this is deliciously sturdy M&S sugar for weighing down tills..”
‘I’m strong, confident sugar, who don’t need no one!’
oh honey honey, do do do do do do…
This is what I would tell customers every day when I worked at Asda.
I ain’t nobody’s sugar!!
If it’s holding something in place, it must be cane sugar.
For fixings, it can’t be beet.
> Extra points if you can guess where this was
On the till
So *sweet*
~~”Don’t call me babe”~~
“I am not anybody’s sugar”
Sugar, yes please… la la la
What is a till ?
I would’ve said Arkwright’s if it wasn’t for the M&S, to stop it flying off the countertop when it bites.
Correcting the double-negative makes this make no sense, surely?
If it says the sugar isn’t *nobody’s*, it is *somebody’s* and thus “don’t take it!”
If it says I am not anybody’s sugar, it’s nobody’s so it can go back on the shelf. Which isn’t what they want because it’s weighing down the till!
Unexpected Def Leppard song in the bagging area.
alright honeybuns
Woolworths?
Comments are closed.