I think she’s onto something



by heyzeus92

46 comments

  1. He almost managed to keep a straight face, but a little smirk slipped out when he said “okay…”

  3. Ironic that its being likened to a dick because most the celebs that were in there could also be described as such

  6. She is right though, it was a PR stunt to prove its safer than ocean gate, its something the regular worker could never achieve and merely an advert to the 1%.

  7. I have had this argument before.

    Someone told me once that skyscrapers are all very phallic. I said, well yeah, but they kind of have to be to fit the brief of building a high tower on a small plot. They said but it is probably also that male architects are driven to build phallic symbols.

    I asked them of they could imagine a skyscraper that looked a bit like a fanny?

    They said don’t be silly.

  12. “Upsetting”? She actually *upset* about the shape of a rocket?

    What a privileged, care-free life she must have that *this* is what upsets her otherwise tranquil day…

  15. Eventually one will, sadly, go boom, at which point, celebrities will stop going.

  16. All rockets have to be, well, rocket shaped. Aerodynamics dictate so.

    This one does have a larger part at the top than most other rockets, but that’s probably because it doesn’t leave the atmosphere

    It doesn’t go to space. It goes to the edge of space.

  17. This reminds me of those people who think that lesbians using dildos is somehow proof that lesbianism is just a weird fad or misconception.

    ‘Well, why’d they use dildos then?’

    Because a dick is shaped like it is for penetration. And a rocket is shaped like this for… penetration… through wind resistance and the atmosphere… Crazy.

  19. My mother had the same first thought when it was on the news, I can’t lie so did I

  21. Really? Do people really get this irate about something daft that they feel the need to call up a TV show to complain about it?

    Is that what we have to look forward to in retirement 😂

  22. It is surely because they are fucking with us with *Space Travel* narratives. But hey, I also cannot prove that space is there, or isn’t there. Let’s ask the celebwities.

  25. I’ve seen my fair share of… stuff… on the Internet, but this is the first time I’ve seen 6 fannies inside a dick.

  27. I mean it needs to be like that to penetrate the surface of Uranus.

  29. This is what having too much time on your hands sounds like.

  31. “And, may I say, I find it disgusting that the Death Star is clearly shaped like a giant testicle!”

  35. I watched it and said they’re going up in a huge penis 🤣… It’s undeniable 🤷🏼‍♂️

  36. We saw 6 women in a dildo…instead of vice versa

  38. I saw this on some US news outlet on YT yesterday. I was surprised that they acknowledged this phallic nature, I flat nearly pissed myself when they straight face stated that this was less Phallic than the prototype. You know that cock rocket that panned last year.

  40. Heaven forbid, she starts looking at plants because I’m sure there are quite a few that are shaped like ladybits 😱

  41. I remember the last time they did this someone made a parody version that was exactly that.

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