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by Freeee84

35 comments
  1. Fill up a form writing the answers before the lines and leave it in the middle of the room.

  2. Hell yeah, what the fuck is a stranger ?! My eyes are glued to the floor ! 💪

  3. Reminds me back of when I visited the US and every stranger acted like we have been close friends since like forever.

    Yeah no I’m gonna go to Finland for my next vacation where socializing is frowned upon tyvm

  4. It´s hard to grasp the average american need for attention. Like they are all neglected children with no self awareness.

  5. The only time my family ended up in a room full of Germans, a dreadful day turned into laughs and beer. So I volunteer to exchange places with you, O poor one

  6. I remember one time in the Dortmund office, it was the birthday of one of the colleagues and he brought chocolates, like a ton.

    I laughed until I saw them chug all of it in a couple of hours, like Üter from the Simpsons

  7. Chin up, darling. The less interaction you have with the Germans, the better.

  8. Americans when there aren’t five conversations and two active tiktok cameras in a room:

  9. Savages when they are for 0.001 seconds not the absolute Center of attention.

  10. I don’t understand the upset. Which room full of Germans? Are they all family or did she wander into some random beer hall?

  11. /uj what is it with people always saying stuff like that about Germany?

    Never made any experiences like this, I feel like it’s bc they don’t speak German and expect everyone to speak English, so conversations don’t work out when Germans are in their own friend groups?

  12. Some yanks in my family are coming over in a few weeks and I am the only one able to speak english. I think I will break my foot by accident before…

  13. The more quiet strangers are in public the less I dislike them.

  14. Well, historically the krauts haven’t played nice with foreigners. This is for the best.

  15. When a room full of Germans ignores you, just smile, leave and go park your car French-style between their BMW’s.

  16. Germans don’t ignore you if you are worth knowing, it’s not their fault if your are not worth knowing. They just don’t do this fake bullshit friendliness. It’s weird at first but it’s nice to know where you stand.

  17. Sounds like Sweden. We really are related aren’t we?

  18. I don’t see a problem here. But I’m Hans’s cousin. So das war einmal.

  19. I bet she’s a yank, they’ll never understand Hans.

  20. I mean they’re right, you were not there, you were in the bathroom instead. Make sense to me.

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  21. Being ignored by Germans? Don’t threaten me with a good time

  22. What kind of narcissistic asshole has a cry in a bathroom, makes a selfie and posts it online?! For fuck’s sake…

  23. Seems like a nice time.

    You can observe and listen without any piece of shit interrupting your experience by asking you “why are you so quiet?”

    I have nothing to say, leave me alone.

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