Looks like Tesco’s are expanding their services with cremations now by AshburtonGrove Tags:Casual UKUnited Kingdom 25 comments The Co-op have been doing them for years! Not actually in the shops though. Tesco’s what? Expertly baked in store ‘It’s what Gran would have wanted. Dumped outside the Tesco’s bins’. Does Asda’s do it too? They give you points so you can urn rewards Imagine how annoyed you’d be if you forgot to bring your clubcard and had to pay full price to burn nan Must be a Clubcard holder. If you go for the Tesco value package it’s just a blue & white striped carrier bag You have to urn the right to use this service. The housing crisis is getting out of hand. Even dead people are homeless. Someone just took too long at the self service checkout! They had 15 items, but every item the staff member had to come over ! Tescorpse – Every little melts. Ashes to ashes, custard to mustard Quite the ad placement… https://preview.redd.it/8te94rzevdve1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2276911e34a1e1fbf5e23e52eff0e9b56f708403 That’s a nice little Urn they’ve got there…. Switched the staff to Pay As You Urn Of all the bins provided “Dry mixed recyclables” is definitely the most appropriate so you can’t fault them there They’ve been doing them since 1968 it seems. Every little helps I suppose. https://preview.redd.it/8s1fox1jxdve1.png?width=439&format=png&auto=webp&s=f0234f7bab1e0660b6d7095a1d38ae21a96f288c “Would you go pick up your nan from Tesco?” It’s their most modestly priced receptacle. As we send grandad on to the next chapter of his journey can we please ask the deceased daughter if they have a clubcard? The co-op has funeral services, why can’t they? Will this affect Tesco opening times? Comments are closed.
Imagine how annoyed you’d be if you forgot to bring your clubcard and had to pay full price to burn nan
Must be a Clubcard holder. If you go for the Tesco value package it’s just a blue & white striped carrier bag
Someone just took too long at the self service checkout! They had 15 items, but every item the staff member had to come over !
https://preview.redd.it/8te94rzevdve1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2276911e34a1e1fbf5e23e52eff0e9b56f708403 That’s a nice little Urn they’ve got there….
Of all the bins provided “Dry mixed recyclables” is definitely the most appropriate so you can’t fault them there
https://preview.redd.it/8s1fox1jxdve1.png?width=439&format=png&auto=webp&s=f0234f7bab1e0660b6d7095a1d38ae21a96f288c
As we send grandad on to the next chapter of his journey can we please ask the deceased daughter if they have a clubcard?
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The Co-op have been doing them for years!
Not actually in the shops though.
Tesco’s what?
Expertly baked in store
‘It’s what Gran would have wanted. Dumped outside the Tesco’s bins’.
Does Asda’s do it too?
They give you points so you can urn rewards
Imagine how annoyed you’d be if you forgot to bring your clubcard and had to pay full price to burn nan
Must be a Clubcard holder. If you go for the Tesco value package it’s just a blue & white striped carrier bag
You have to urn the right to use this service.
The housing crisis is getting out of hand. Even dead people are homeless.
Someone just took too long at the self service checkout! They had 15 items, but every item the staff member had to come over !
Tescorpse – Every little melts.
Ashes to ashes, custard to mustard
Quite the ad placement…
https://preview.redd.it/8te94rzevdve1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2276911e34a1e1fbf5e23e52eff0e9b56f708403
That’s a nice little Urn they’ve got there….
Switched the staff to Pay As You Urn
Of all the bins provided “Dry mixed recyclables” is definitely the most appropriate so you can’t fault them there
They’ve been doing them since 1968 it seems.
Every little helps I suppose.
https://preview.redd.it/8s1fox1jxdve1.png?width=439&format=png&auto=webp&s=f0234f7bab1e0660b6d7095a1d38ae21a96f288c
“Would you go pick up your nan from Tesco?”
It’s their most modestly priced receptacle.
As we send grandad on to the next chapter of his journey can we please ask the deceased daughter if they have a clubcard?
The co-op has funeral services, why can’t they?
Will this affect Tesco opening times?
Comments are closed.