Good(?) to see that even the fake polis fail to reach the low standards the Met set themselves.
At least they are consistent.
Well I have to admit I clicked the article in part to see what “sex act” was a euphemism for, but it turns out they were just apparently having sex in a public park.
I’m not quite sure what the penalty for public indecency is, but its probably a safe bet their out of the job.
The guy was sat there beating off, and Commander Gordon’s response was that it was “contrary” to what “decent officers and staff … stand for”. Given the Met’s propensity towards corruption and spin – I can only take from it that “decent officers and staff” do their public beating-off standing up.
For fucks sake. Why though? In broad daylight, in a park, in the UK’s busiest city, *where there’s probably never* ***not*** *going to be someone around*…I mean there’s a danger wank and then there’s this!
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Good(?) to see that even the fake polis fail to reach the low standards the Met set themselves.
At least they are consistent.
Well I have to admit I clicked the article in part to see what “sex act” was a euphemism for, but it turns out they were just apparently having sex in a public park.
I’m not quite sure what the penalty for public indecency is, but its probably a safe bet their out of the job.
The guy was sat there beating off, and Commander Gordon’s response was that it was “contrary” to what “decent officers and staff … stand for”. Given the Met’s propensity towards corruption and spin – I can only take from it that “decent officers and staff” do their public beating-off standing up.
Twitter video here: [NSFW](https://mobile.twitter.com/cardosaprano/status/1509255046390849537?s=21&t=1-yUVGqtiHyFNMiwmPACDw)
For fucks sake. Why though? In broad daylight, in a park, in the UK’s busiest city, *where there’s probably never* ***not*** *going to be someone around*…I mean there’s a danger wank and then there’s this!