More fever dreams from OP’s mom basement at 21:00, stay tuned.
That ice cream is not all chocolate
Oi there Hansi boy! Keep your smut and your grubby sausage fingers to yourself.
Fun fact: Netherlands + Sweden combined don’t make the GDP of North Italy
Never have I been so accurately represented in a picture before. The balding head, the bloodshot sunken eyes, the beard that despite just being clean shaven has grown longer than my hair.
They even got the “talking Spanish to avoid having further dealing with foreigners”
“Split the bill” you don’t get Dutch culture, the guy pays… and then proceeds to send everyone Tikkies with the exact amount they got to the cent
You say this but when your university girlfriend was on erasmus in Spain you knew you were cooked
Nuh huh
That ice cream guy is a latin american migrant. The real PIGS-bro is on a beach somewhere buying a spritz with your EU tax money. You lose again Hans
4 ice creams? That’ll be €850, white boy. Keep looking at me while Maurizio pickpockets your wallet too
As a German/English couple me and my partner were pretty guilty of this when we went to Portugal last year, but then again we were also pretty guilty of it when we went to Paris the year before that. We go to the Ostsee this year, pretty sure we won’t get the same feeling up there.
Honestly I notice “something” about locals only in 2 countries.
First was Italy, Sicilians to be precise. Short and basicly looked inbreed.
Second was Neatherlands. People weren’t joking about their tallness. Bed was too high, bathtub too long and my feet were dangling while on toilet.
I’d like to say it’s not like that but it really is like that, not gonna lie
Don’t ask your girlfriends about Costa Brava holidays.
You misspelled “I’ll pay taxes when I’m back home”
Guns copium be like
Shouldn’t the guys on the right be “diverse” and wield machetes? lol
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More fever dreams from OP’s mom basement at 21:00, stay tuned.
That ice cream is not all chocolate
Oi there Hansi boy! Keep your smut and your grubby sausage fingers to yourself.
Fun fact: Netherlands + Sweden combined don’t make the GDP of North Italy
Never have I been so accurately represented in a picture before. The balding head, the bloodshot sunken eyes, the beard that despite just being clean shaven has grown longer than my hair.
They even got the “talking Spanish to avoid having further dealing with foreigners”
“Split the bill” you don’t get Dutch culture, the guy pays… and then proceeds to send everyone Tikkies with the exact amount they got to the cent
You say this but when your university girlfriend was on erasmus in Spain you knew you were cooked
Nuh huh
That ice cream guy is a latin american migrant. The real PIGS-bro is on a beach somewhere buying a spritz with your EU tax money. You lose again Hans
This is all of us, we are just wearing the mask
https://preview.redd.it/amqu4n5krfve1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=430634b79be5c782957d4303dbe3672d48d7009c
Jeez people, get a life
I’m glad we’re never in any of these honestly
That PIGS guy has better hair than me.
Someone is coping 😂😂
4 ice creams? That’ll be €850, white boy. Keep looking at me while Maurizio pickpockets your wallet too
As a German/English couple me and my partner were pretty guilty of this when we went to Portugal last year, but then again we were also pretty guilty of it when we went to Paris the year before that. We go to the Ostsee this year, pretty sure we won’t get the same feeling up there.
Honestly I notice “something” about locals only in 2 countries.
First was Italy, Sicilians to be precise. Short and basicly looked inbreed.
Second was Neatherlands. People weren’t joking about their tallness. Bed was too high, bathtub too long and my feet were dangling while on toilet.
I’d like to say it’s not like that but it really is like that, not gonna lie
Don’t ask your girlfriends about Costa Brava holidays.
You misspelled “I’ll pay taxes when I’m back home”
Guns copium be like
Shouldn’t the guys on the right be “diverse” and wield machetes? lol
https://preview.redd.it/vm8dk0rw1gve1.png?width=1400&format=png&auto=webp&s=146e775f715f34ec013c33ae93301e2a9ee3fc9e
Señor*
Poor Hans, ending up with Susan.
So fake. There are no attractive British girls.
Also, anyone have that Portuguese girl’s number? Asking for a friend.
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