Good evening and welcome back to the r/CasualUK live threads for the Angertainment television programme The Apprentice! Together we can despair at the idiocy of the contestants that are desperately trying to impress an ageing Alan Sugar.
The finalists have one last chance to convince Lord Sugar to make them his business partner and take home the £250,000 investment. Familiar faces return to help create brands and advertising campaigns before the final two deliver the pitch of their lives to industry experts and the boss himself. Who will win the process and become Lord Sugar’s next business partner?
Here is a handy link to meet this years contestants.
There we go. Another year, another Apprentice. It can't worse than last year, can it? One thing's for sure, Alan's puns won't have got any better. Lets see who’ll be least shit.
| Name | Occupation | PM count | Twat? | Day out |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Amber-Rose Badrudin | Convenience store owner | 2 | Yes | 11 |
| Anisa Khan | Pizza company owner | 2 | Yes | – |
| Aoibheann Walsh | Hair and beauty salon owner | – | Yes | 2 |
| Carlo Brancati | Hair transplant consultant | – | Yes | 3 |
| Chisola Chitambala | Virtual assistant company owner | 2 | Yes | 11 |
| Dean Franklin | Air conditioning company owner | 1 | Yes | – |
| Emma Rothwell | Online gift store owner | – | Yes | 1 |
| Emma Street | Corporate project manager | 1 | Yes | 8 |
| Frederick Afrifa | Motivational speaker | – | Yes | 7 |
| Dr Jana Denzel | Cosmetic dentist | 1 | Yes | 5 |
| Jonny Heaver | Tutoring company owner | – | Yes | 6 |
| Jordan Dargan | Animation entrepreneur | 2 | Yes | 11 |
| Keir Shave | Telemarking company owner | 1 | Yes | 7 |
| Liam Snellin | Workwear brand owner | 2 | Yes | 10 |
| Max England | Senior account manager | 1 | Yes | 9 |
| Melica Moshiri | Tech recruitment company owner | 1 | Yes | 8 |
| Mia Collins | Meal prep entrepreneur | 2 | Yes | 10 |
| Nadia Suliaman | Knightsbridge salon chain owner | 1 | Yes | 4 |
by StardustOasis
49 comments
>The base of basically any Indian dish is onions
Jainists might disagree with that statement.
Why are the QR Codes bigger than the AC units?
Nadia redemption arc
Taj Mahal on the box for an Indian Pizza? Yeah can’t figure that out either Fredrick.
chupa chup pizza?
Dean mate now is not the time to be on GTA
How many more times is Dean going to say he’s too old for this shit?
they put an AC unit in a room with MASSIVE sliding doors – do they not open?
Glad to see Emma is as invisible in the final as she’s been all series
is it too late to back the bubble tea company?
What in the JML was that
i’d love it if one of the editors just went “oh, shut the fuck up!”
What the fuck is Amber-Rose wearing in her ears?
The football ad makes no sense, they’re either in an empty stand at a game and somehow also had a pizza delivered, or the game finished hours ago and instead of the pub they’ve somehow stayed in their seats… and somehow got a pizza delivered.
Someone on r/apprenticeuk was at these presentations, head over there to ask them some questions.
“I’m speechless.”
She’s going to excuse herself, go to the toilet and have a cry in a minute.
will his wife still be happy when she finds out she’s lost her majority share in the business?
Reminds me of a previous series:
“Mergim the fire’s not working”
“Neither is the bath”
Liam’s advert looks like a low, low, budget porno….
“hello madam, is it just me or is it too hot in here” Liam then sits on the end of the bed in his y-fronts and lists all the features of the AC unit. PWOAR!
Tim has been waiting to eat that pizza properly for ages
>Oh blimey yeah
Alan had to put in his “special” teeth for the evening.
Putting all these pizza companies in the same room going to end like the fight scene on anchorman
Did she call her Nisa?
Did she just answer a question about how she would keep up with new recipes by saying “I’ll create new things”?
why did they all get dressed up just to wait outside? lol.
Air conditioning? You can’t eat that.
what a surprise – a rival company says it’s a bad idea.
Did you get it? He picked daddy cool because hes a dad, and he sells air conditioning units
Just imagine Dean at school – when I grow up I want to install AC units!
Shoot for the sky Dean!
>meeted by
Dean’s doing an encore.
To be fair, that QR code thing is a good idea.
Alan is going to choose the Pizza.
was there anyone who didnt come back for the final?
Karren eying the pizzas up to get them on the menu at West Ham
I think this is going to be a double winner
> I had 24 blokes underneath me
Oh matron
If he picks them both he can do free AC Unit with every Pizza because they are just TOO DAMN HOT!
“What is the dark kitchen”
Someone clearly didn’t pay attention to the presentation they were invited to, *Alan.*
>provened
you make pizza ffs, get over yourself, love.
I like Dean he’s a good lad
if he starts crying i’m switching off!
Dark kitchens produce most of the wierd branded untrustworthy food on Deliveroo and ubereats, the often employ illegal labour amd should be banned.
“You reminded me of Tom Skinner who I regret not going with”
Alan you literally invited companies who make millions from pizza to your presentations.
Shugs going for air conditioning to go with his heating and plumbing. Needs a sparky to come on next season to complete the set
Neither of them thanked Tim on the way out, FIRE THEM BOTH!
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