Jesus Christ, the danish washing machines are rude by BackgroundEscape9250 Tags:denmark 19 comments This joke is older than jesus and applies to all scandinavian languages But honest. But are they wrong? You just got called out You washed your lingerie… Yeah they got a very sensitive semen sensor Does it say LORT at the start of the cycle? It’s the one dealing with your underwear… I guess it was too dirty Just wait ’till a Danish cop stops you in your car and tells you “it’s fart control”. Then stop trying to get stuck in it. [Hvad Troy sagde](https://x.com/i/status/1350506156008079363) I just accept it Some of our movies will also call you a slut once you’re done watching. Slut moms Just wait until it’s the end of the sale, when all the shop windows have “Slut Spurt” written all over them 😳 There are other languages than english Danes must be so fucking tired of this already https://imgur.com/a/jkJt8sr Comments are closed.
Just wait until it’s the end of the sale, when all the shop windows have “Slut Spurt” written all over them 😳
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This joke is older than jesus and applies to all scandinavian languages
But honest.
But are they wrong?
You just got called out
You washed your lingerie…
Yeah they got a very sensitive semen sensor
Does it say LORT at the start of the cycle?
It’s the one dealing with your underwear…
I guess it was too dirty
Just wait ’till a Danish cop stops you in your car and tells you “it’s fart control”.
Then stop trying to get stuck in it.
[Hvad Troy sagde](https://x.com/i/status/1350506156008079363)
I just accept it
Some of our movies will also call you a slut once you’re done watching.
Slut moms
Just wait until it’s the end of the sale, when all the shop windows have “Slut Spurt” written all over them 😳
There are other languages than english
Danes must be so fucking tired of this already
https://imgur.com/a/jkJt8sr
Comments are closed.