Time to dispel some myths about summer holidays in Europe.

by Tiespecialo

32 comments
  1. Geographically, we’re in the middle of all that… And aesthetically *miles* above this shit. Praise the French.

  2. I will gladly trade one of your mediterranean beauties for one of our plow horses.

  3. The Portuguese girl and the British girl can’t relate to their respective images.

  4. People be so preoccupied about who fucks who’s girls when none of you have girls and none of you fuck.

  5. A yes, my manly beard and beer belly have attracted many fine tourists

  6. We need a Dutch muscle smiley, racists didnt add one :(.💪

  7. Of all my assumptions of European summers, starvation wasn’t one of them.

  8. What is this? Wake up Stavros, no sleeping on the job, and get me another beer.

  9. where’s the joke? that’s a fine macho. They literally come here for that.

  10. This is too skinny to be a Barry or Hans. It’s probably a lanky Hollander or a Nordick who lives off two pickled fish and a slice of raw cabbage a day.

  11. I found my wife in Greece, so I ain’t gonna talk shit about their country. (She is also Belgian, but that is a detail)

  12. Bold of you to assume that I ever held the belief that Mediterranean girls would even remotely like me

  13. Maybe I’m having a bout of ’tism, but are the girls supposed to show interest? The GUNS one is literally turned away.

  14. At the end of the day we are all just human beings saying “ewww” 😌

  15. Can’t we just all fuck each other and not care about nationality? There’s beautiful / fuckable girls / men in every country, even the UK and Switzerland

  16. Why is the PIGS-girl not having a mustache? I call fake news!

  17. I’m 100% the girl in the first Pic and I don’t like it

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