Travelling on my mobility Scooter, getting bizarre and strange looks from people seems to be a regular thing for me.

This stick is 6ft, has the perfect grip with a good girth and weight to it.

The only person that actively said anything negative was my wife, who asked me what the hell that was.
And since it was before midday, I simply replied, "I've got morning wood".
However funny I thought this dad joke was well in fact I still do, my wife on the other hand. Simply rolled her eyes and called me a "lefthanded cockwobbler".
And has also not made me a mug of tea since.

So folks how do you like my stick?





by Still-BangingYourMum

44 comments

  1. Quality stick mate. Go swing it about a bit making light sabre noises.

  9. Your wife is just upset you didn’t bring her one back so you two can duel in the garden.

  10. Whack a crystal in that bad boy and light the way through Moria

    Watch out for stroppy balrogs

  12. I didn’t know that prosthetic feet came in gangrene colour. I just assumed that wouldn’t be an option.

  15. Top quality stick there, mate. You should feel immensely proud that it’s now in your possession.

  19. I’m not being funny but years ago I bought a perfect stick like this for hiking in Spain. It was quite expensive if I remember

  20. Lovely stick, absolute disgrace showing your feet with no trigger warning.

  21. If you don’t carry it wearing a caveman style fur singlet it can’t be rated.

  22. Cover it in some kind of wood protection so it lasts you years

  24. You are now Little John or Gandalf.

    That is an amazing stick. A blesséd stick!

  25. Yeah nice stick. Foots got a bit mold on it tho

  27. “Getting funny looks from ~~strangers~~ jealous people”

  29. Thanks a bunch mate. Now I’ve got a jealous dog sulking nearby

  31. That is a very nice stick.I noticed the bare foot, do you do a lot of hunting and foraging?

  32. Excellent choice, I have a seasoned holly stick from my garden, hard as Iron!

  34. I’m not surprised that you brought it home. That’s an amazing stick.

  40. That’s a champion of a stick. Great find, have fun with it!

  43. That’s a staff.
    Get a cloak and get Into the woods!

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