No wonder, after all he fucking tried to off himself by getting a pneumonia just to avoid meeting him.
No couch in sight
Is that interpreter the White House Italian interpreter or the Vatican’s interpreter? She’s everywhere
The pope face to face with the anti-christs’ right-hand man.
Pope to his aide: give Vance the grail so he can live forever.
Aide: holy father, he is worthy of such a blessing?
Pope: I want to be sure that when I die -no matter where I go- I will never risk being stuck with him for eternity.
He’s ruining beards
Thinking back to his doorman days “definitely would have thrown this git out”
“THIS motherfucker…”
“Don’t touch ANYTHING, I saw that shit with the football trophy.”
The Bible has strong words about couch fucking.
The stuff that comes out of Vance’s mouth sounds like it could have easily come from Goebbels or Goering. It must be a big challenge for the Pope to have a polite interaction and not just tear into him.
I thought the pope didn’t meet with Vance?
“So you call yourself a Catholic?” *cracks knuckles*
The pope looks like his face is going to fall right off.
So Pope sits up straight while Vance leans in.
Isn’t there supposed to be a MS Paint diagram illustrating what a cuck bitch fuck boi Vance is whilst the Pope in a wheelchair is an ultra alpha sigma renegade top gun with bees knees?
I mean, haha and all but I think the pope is just very fucking old and tired lol
I wish he’d never given that man an audience
He’s not wearing a suit. Did the Pope even say “thank you?”
Did Vance admonish The Pope for not wearing a suit?
Couchfucker put on a lot of extra guyliner for his big meeting.
And that fucking expression. Put it in the dictionary next to Ted Cruz’s smile for the definition of “smarmy.”
“This fucking guy…”
Into the light I command the!
“This fucking guy.”
-The Pope, probably
Did Vance ask him why he didn’t wear a suit to the meeting? Say thank you? Or stand up when he came in? We all know I’m joking, but we can see him doing that, as well.
Pope is like, who da fah is this guy
How soon does Trump try to fire the pope?
Now they can say that the Pope endorses fully the christo-fascist theocracy that they are creating in what was the United States.
Pope: “Is this fucker wearing mascara?”
Did he say “Thank You”?
en it looks like he has no cards…..
Look kid, I know the Bible doesn’t say anything about couch fucking, but some things shouldn’t have to be said.
Why isn’t the Pope wearing a suit? Did he even thank JD?
Too bad he doesn’t have a bell to communicate with.
VP:
“I’m so glad you’re doing so well after your recent health scare!”
(In Italian, the Pope mutters, deeply stressed):
“Heavenly Father… why do you test me so? I mean, Father, I almost died!”
(His assistant, in shock, also in Italian):
“Your Holiness!”
(To the VP, with a placid smile, the assistant translates):
“His Holiness is happy to meet with you and thanks you for your concern.”
Pope (in Italian, with venom):
“Death was preferable to meeting with this ignorant lickspittle, an orange-tongued Judas with none of the guilt. I have blessed turds with less stench than this sanctimonious fart.”
“Take the couch out and put chairs.” – Pope Francis
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No wonder, after all he fucking tried to off himself by getting a pneumonia just to avoid meeting him.
No couch in sight
Is that interpreter the White House Italian interpreter or the Vatican’s interpreter? She’s everywhere
The pope face to face with the anti-christs’ right-hand man.
Pope to his aide: give Vance the grail so he can live forever.
Aide: holy father, he is worthy of such a blessing?
Pope: I want to be sure that when I die -no matter where I go- I will never risk being stuck with him for eternity.
He’s ruining beards
Thinking back to his doorman days “definitely would have thrown this git out”
“THIS motherfucker…”
“Don’t touch ANYTHING, I saw that shit with the football trophy.”
The Bible has strong words about couch fucking.
The stuff that comes out of Vance’s mouth sounds like it could have easily come from Goebbels or Goering. It must be a big challenge for the Pope to have a polite interaction and not just tear into him.
I thought the pope didn’t meet with Vance?
“So you call yourself a Catholic?” *cracks knuckles*
The pope looks like his face is going to fall right off.
So Pope sits up straight while Vance leans in.
Isn’t there supposed to be a MS Paint diagram illustrating what a cuck bitch fuck boi Vance is whilst the Pope in a wheelchair is an ultra alpha sigma renegade top gun with bees knees?
I mean, haha and all but I think the pope is just very fucking old and tired lol
I wish he’d never given that man an audience
He’s not wearing a suit. Did the Pope even say “thank you?”
Did Vance admonish The Pope for not wearing a suit?
Couchfucker put on a lot of extra guyliner for his big meeting.
And that fucking expression. Put it in the dictionary next to Ted Cruz’s smile for the definition of “smarmy.”
“This fucking guy…”
Into the light I command the!
“This fucking guy.”
-The Pope, probably
Did Vance ask him why he didn’t wear a suit to the meeting? Say thank you? Or stand up when he came in? We all know I’m joking, but we can see him doing that, as well.
Pope is like, who da fah is this guy
How soon does Trump try to fire the pope?
Now they can say that the Pope endorses fully the christo-fascist theocracy that they are creating in what was the United States.
Pope: “Is this fucker wearing mascara?”
Did he say “Thank You”?
en it looks like he has no cards…..
Look kid, I know the Bible doesn’t say anything about couch fucking, but some things shouldn’t have to be said.
Why isn’t the Pope wearing a suit? Did he even thank JD?
Too bad he doesn’t have a bell to communicate with.
VP:
“I’m so glad you’re doing so well after your recent health scare!”
(In Italian, the Pope mutters, deeply stressed):
“Heavenly Father… why do you test me so? I mean, Father, I almost died!”
(His assistant, in shock, also in Italian):
“Your Holiness!”
(To the VP, with a placid smile, the assistant translates):
“His Holiness is happy to meet with you and thanks you for your concern.”
Pope (in Italian, with venom):
“Death was preferable to meeting with this ignorant lickspittle, an orange-tongued Judas with none of the guilt. I have blessed turds with less stench than this sanctimonious fart.”
“Take the couch out and put chairs.” – Pope Francis
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