Pope loses will to live after meeting JD Vance

Pope loses will to live after meeting JD Vance



by ilovebovril

18 comments
  1. Why do I have to be right all the time?

    I dare say Pope Francis sought to persuade Vance to show mercy, but failed to realise the man sides with whoever will give him the most power.

    Also, this had better be a joke article.

  2. Vance is so Toxic his visit literally killed the pope who passed away from a cerebral hemorrhage… [Cerebral Hemorrhage risk increases 30% with anger or emotional upset](https://www.health.harvard.edu/heart-health/anger-or-emotional-upset-may-trigger-stroke). Vance was there to defend Trumpian policies geared towards mainstreaming Fascism – I think that’d trigger a bit of anger or emotional upset in even the Popiest of Popes. Especially one who was just released from hospital for Pneumonia… Don’t believe me, just look at Usha’s grey hairs.

  3. It’s almost like the pope was touched by the devil himself.

  4. I’ve only seen pictures and immediately threw myself from a window

  5. He probably wanted to buy the Vatican 🇻🇦

  6. Was Vance’s meeting with the Pope before our after his Holiness criticized the Trump Administration’s persecuting immigrants?

  7. How is this at all related to the Ukraine war?

    How does a satire article get more popular than posts actually about the war?

    Botting used to be more subtle.

  8. Oh God! I just spit out my tea laughing! Thank you u/ilovebovril ! 🙂

  9. Vance is almost as despicable as the people using the Pope’s death to make a political jab. Infantile idiots.

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