TFW the bartender cuts you off

Posted by CascadiaRocks

45 comments
  1. Have to find another Nazi cultist to control the Pentagon, so essentially anyone who voted R in November.

  2. Let’s not forget the pattern. First will come the denial, the accusations of fake news, then in like two weeks, he’ll be out.

  3. I’m surprised. I expected them to double down and put him in charge of something else too.

  4. On the plus side, he can go back to drinking again!

    Every cloud…

  5. Trump said earlier it’s fake news. Doesn’t sound to me like they’ll be doing anything about Pete without the approval of Fat Hitler.

  6. Is he the first to fall? I feel like there was one other a couple weeks ago. Gotta get my Your Fired Bingo card ready. So many of the BEST people ever were canned last time around and as far as I can tell the majority of people who stuck around last time, ended up broke, jailed, or both. And of course there are the ones that bowed out into obscurity. Anyone know what happened to Spicey? I am looking forward to the day KL gets the can, she’s just vile.

  7. I’m skeptical – why is there no link to an article, and no media outlet cited on the post?

  8. So basically, he’s gonna last maybe 6 or 8 Scaramucci terms?

  9. I mean, you could put a Golden Retriever in Hegseth’s place and it would be a better leader. Much more likable too.

  10. Who will he choose as his successor? Maybe Don Jr? He also excels at drug abuse and talking nonsense. The only advantage from DJT’s point of view is that it stays in the family.

  11. I’ve seen the movie Stripes. Can I be the Defense Secretary??

  12. So a repeat of the first term.

    Trump gets people who are grossly incompetent to be in positions of power. They fuck up. They get removed.

  13. Is it just me or is the regime losing a lot of momentum lately? They’ve taken a lot of L’s and unforced blunders lately, and they’re not appearing as fearsome and lockstep as they did even a month ago.

    Remember how Hegseth was supposed to deliver some pretext for declaring a national immigration emergency that would allow Trump to invoke the insurrection act by 4/20? Well that came and went, and now it looks like Pete’s just another bump for the bus.

  14. The WH isn’t doing shit. Nor will they. The problem is that what it will take is what will eventually happen, this intel will be given to the wrong people and American Service Members will die.

    But still they were suckers and losers anyway, who should our elite care?

  15. How bad do you have to be for the trump administration to think you’re a liability

  16. What did trump expect hiring from fox news? A genius??????

  17. Alcohol use disorder is a very serious condition and even being given the keys to the pentagon isn’t enough to convince someone with this condition to get better.

  18. I love the blame game, “It’s disgruntled ex-employees fault, not my thumbs!”

  19. And so the churn of cabinet secretaries begins, 90 days into Trump’s second presidency.

    <Yakov Smirnoff voice> What a country!

  20. “He’s hated because he does his job so well! Also, we’re replacing him. “

  21. Wait, Pete *Hegseth*, the Fox guy? This whole time I thought it was Pete *Davidson* in charge of the Pentagon, which explained all the chaos.

  22. I’m confident they can find an even worse man with even less credentials!

  23. Looks like the Fox morning drinker will be back on the weekend shift.

  24. >President Donald Trump “stands strongly behind Pete Hegseth,” press secretary Karoline Leavitt said Monday morning, defending the scandal-plagued Defense secretary against escalating criticism from Democrats and former senior officials.

    Yup. He’s a goner.

  25. Hmm you sure…behavior like this would normally warrant a promotion in this administration. Maybe he needs a felony first.

  26. Can’t wait till Pete goes on a bender and airs some MaGa(g) dirty laundry 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  27. Who would have thought an alcoholic white supremast with no experience would be a failure in one of the most important jobs in the world?

  28. Should have never made it to the confirmation stage of his nomination to begin with.

  29. Weird, you would think a Fox News host would be great as the SecDef. Its not like he’s an unqualified 4-star general or something.

  30. PH:’Honey. I think I might be fired. Donald is pissed.’

    AJ:”Hi there I’m that Atlantic Journalist again, can you clarify what President Trump said.”

    PH:”how the fuck are you in my signal app again. You did this!”

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