I would do a full autopsy given that Vance was his last visitor.
I hear if your cringing really hard it could give you a stroke. 15 min with Vance seems possible.
His last words “Not the couch!”
Rest in peace. It strikes me how he was working as normal until his very last day.
And Plutonium poisoning
“VPOTUS last person to see the Pope alive” is literally a bestseller writing itself.
Quick, someone get Dan Brown on speed dial.
So Vance then
God rest his soul.
My very Catholic mom didn’t like him because he was “modern, not old-fashioned”.
I liked him because he was old-fashioned. Biblical level old-fashioned, where he accepted everyone and chose not to be their judge. He was a great influence on this earth, period.
Vance: Thanks for seeing me, holy father. I wish you good health. *Moves slowly to caress the couch
Pope: No…………………………………………….
Vance murders Pope for diss
So… Novichok?
Yesterday, in the last appearance, your hand looked very purple and swollen!! A clear sign of vascular problems.
Say what you want about Pope Francis. He did in fact die from cringe after meeting JD Vance
God granted him extension so he could deliver the messege of mercy and compassion to JD Vance one last time. Not that I think he’ll listen.
Vance got him so angry with his nonsense he gave him a stroke!
Hope he’s happy!
Making the pope the only human to ever stroke after meeting JD Vance.
if i was a republican christian i would consider this a horrible omen
J D killed him!!!
So novichok?
You sure that after meeting J D Vance that he didn’t loose the will to live?
Rip he was an actually a really good pope
Guess he didn’t say thank you
Vance poisoned him didn’t he?
Vance killed him
You know, Russia has plenty of compounds that cause such biological effects. I wonder if they gave anything to Vance before their meeting that the pope initially refused…
Everyone saying JD Vance. I blame Travis Scott!!!
I have a lot against the catholic church, my family having been catholics for god knows how long on one side, but he was a positive influence on this planet and its people. I will miss him and I sincerely beg that whoever they choose next is as Good as he was. Francis had his flaws, but he was a man who could change his mind when change reached him. And he agreed with the bibles teachings, that acceptance and love should be what we are all met with. He will be and is sorely missed. RIP Francis.
I guess Vance had a bit too much makeup this time – looked more like Marilyn Manson
Is stroke and heart failure a euphemism for “JD Vance demonic curse”
I guess he couldn’t take the full makeup face of JD.
So I quess JD Vance yelled at him like he did to Zelenskyy
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I would do a full autopsy given that Vance was his last visitor.
I hear if your cringing really hard it could give you a stroke. 15 min with Vance seems possible.
His last words “Not the couch!”
Rest in peace. It strikes me how he was working as normal until his very last day.
And Plutonium poisoning
“VPOTUS last person to see the Pope alive” is literally a bestseller writing itself.
Quick, someone get Dan Brown on speed dial.
So Vance then
God rest his soul.
My very Catholic mom didn’t like him because he was “modern, not old-fashioned”.
I liked him because he was old-fashioned. Biblical level old-fashioned, where he accepted everyone and chose not to be their judge. He was a great influence on this earth, period.
Vance: Thanks for seeing me, holy father. I wish you good health. *Moves slowly to caress the couch
Pope: No…………………………………………….
Vance murders Pope for diss
So… Novichok?
Yesterday, in the last appearance, your hand looked very purple and swollen!! A clear sign of vascular problems.
Say what you want about Pope Francis. He did in fact die from cringe after meeting JD Vance
God granted him extension so he could deliver the messege of mercy and compassion to JD Vance one last time. Not that I think he’ll listen.
Vance got him so angry with his nonsense he gave him a stroke!
Hope he’s happy!
Making the pope the only human to ever stroke after meeting JD Vance.
if i was a republican christian i would consider this a horrible omen
J D killed him!!!
So novichok?
You sure that after meeting J D Vance that he didn’t loose the will to live?
Rip he was an actually a really good pope
Guess he didn’t say thank you
Vance poisoned him didn’t he?
Vance killed him
You know, Russia has plenty of compounds that cause such biological effects. I wonder if they gave anything to Vance before their meeting that the pope initially refused…
Everyone saying JD Vance. I blame Travis Scott!!!
I have a lot against the catholic church, my family having been catholics for god knows how long on one side, but he was a positive influence on this planet and its people. I will miss him and I sincerely beg that whoever they choose next is as Good as he was. Francis had his flaws, but he was a man who could change his mind when change reached him. And he agreed with the bibles teachings, that acceptance and love should be what we are all met with. He will be and is sorely missed. RIP Francis.
I guess Vance had a bit too much makeup this time – looked more like Marilyn Manson
Is stroke and heart failure a euphemism for “JD Vance demonic curse”
I guess he couldn’t take the full makeup face of JD.
So I quess JD Vance yelled at him like he did to Zelenskyy
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