Did JD Vance Kill the Pope? An Investigation.

https://newrepublic.com/post/194199/jd-vance-kill-pope-francis-investigation

43 comments

  1. Many people are saying it. He wears Satan’s eyeliner, so it seems pretty accurate.

  2. I’m not saying it, but a lot of people are saying it.

  4. My praise to all the citizen journalists who’ve bravely dragged this horrendous plot out into the daylight.

  6. If we have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that’s what we’re going to do

  7. He breaks/kills everything he touches. He touches a football trophy, it breaks. He shakes Francis’s hand, he dies. Maybe he should give Donnie a pat on the back.

  9. Isn’t it bad protocol to shake the Pope’s hand? Like a big No No?

  10. I am not saying he did… But do you all have any proof that he didn’t?

    Also, have you seen those fancy couches?

  11. Please don’t ever visit me JD. You still are a double for John Wayne Gacy without the beard. Real Catholics would not take food or medicine from the poorest of the poor.

  13. The pope died of Stroke. A healthy person would have suffered the same thing after seeing JD Vance.

  14. 100% of Popes who have met JD Vance have died hours later. Chew on that for awhile.

  15. It was my immediate first thought. 
    I wouldn’t put anything past these people. 

  16. Sometimes truth it’s just like there in plain sight. The easiest of the answers is possibly the likeliest of the answer.

  17. It’s not JD Vance fault to be fair, but the Pope without any doubt just lost the will to live after meeting him for a few minutes. He just did not want to go on and spread the word of god anymore because how could he create such an abomination that wears eyeliner. His god had forsaken him…

  18. God came to me in a vision and told me that JD injected the pope with a fatal dose of poison during their handshake. Also that Mike Johnson is gay

  19. Idk but I will tell my grand kids he did.

    Also that he banged a couch

  21. Probably not, but I am 100% going to joke about it for the rest of my life. Bet I’ll be on my death bed and crack a joke about it. 

  22. Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that J D Vance killed the pope. You would think that, in his position, he would work towards deflecting potential suspicion from himself. Is this the reason he hasn’t put out a public statement explicitly denying that he killed the pope? Because he’s afraid of drawing attention to the possibility that he did? I think it’s at least something to think about.

  23. I heard about the Pope dying less than a day after Vance visited him. Then Vance comes off with, “the Pope was really sick.” The Pope had a stroke, he didn’t die from a disease. This is very sus.

  24. Didn’t Marjorie Taylor Green basically admit when she said “Evil was defeated today” in relation to the Pope’s death that JD Vance was sent to assassinate the pope? 

  25. Vance is so Toxic his visit literally killed the pope who passed away from a cerebral hemorrhage… [Cerebral Hemorrhage risk increases 30% with anger or emotional upset](https://www.health.harvard.edu/heart-health/anger-or-emotional-upset-may-trigger-stroke). Vance was there to defend Trumpian policies geared towards mainstreaming Fascism – I think that’d trigger a bit of anger or emotional upset in even the Popiest of Popes. Especially one who was just released from hospital for Pneumonia… Don’t believe me, just look at Usha’s grey hairs.

  26. Many people are saying it! We are just asking questions

  28. I didn’t see JD yesterday and I’m alive. The Pope did and he’s dead. Case closed.

  29. Pope was alive 88 years never met Vance. Met him, now he’s dead. Draw a conclusion based on evidence

  30. Look, I’m not saying JD Vance killed the Pope. I’m just asking questions, and that’s a reasonable thing to do. I haven’t heard him say that he didn’t. You’d think that’s something you would say, right? Not a hard thing to say. “I, JD Vance, did not kill the Pope.” But he hasn’t. Why do you think that is?

    -Tucker Carlson probably if this involved a Democrat

  31. I’ve seen more evidence that he did kill the pope than he didn’t and I think that’s a good place to leave it.

  32. I would have no problem believing this, but there is one big hole in the narrative: if the plan was to poison the pope, by jellyfish dart or other means, it would have already leaked to a group chat.

  33. I bet that final conversation had donut shop energy.

    “How long you been poping?”

    “You like it?”

    “Ok, good.”

  34. JD Vance is on a terror spree, breaking trophies, killing world religion leaders. Somebody put this man into a cell until we can figure out what’s going on

  35. Do I think Vance killed Pope Francis? No, of course not, that would be some
    BlueAnon foolishness.

    Do I think that meeting JD Vance caused The Pope to lose the will to live? Absolutely, 100%. No man can sustain that much weaponized cringe, let alone an 88 year old pneumonia patient.

  37. The Pope WASN’T EVEN WEARING A SUIT AND TIE when meeting with the Vice President!

  38. Every single time JD Vance has met with a pope, they have died.

    Seems awful suspicious to me.

  40. They can twist and phrase it however they want but here are the **facts**:

    JD Vance met with the pope.

    A couple hours later, the pope suddenly died.

    It’s also awfully suspicious that his name, JD, starts with the same letters as the words “Justkilled Dapope”.

    I think ICE should detain him upon his return and conduct a strip search to make sure he’s not hiding any gang tattoos anywhere.

  42. Lots of very smart people are saying Vance killed the pope.

  43. Imagine going to see the leader of your religion on one of the most important days in the liturgical calendar. This incredibly important figure, God’s designated intercessor on earth, takes this momentous event and uses it to call you out for being a piece of shit. Then the next day, dies. Leaving you stuck in their disappointment for the remainder of your life.

    I cannot imagine a more blatant and obvious call to reconsider the path you’ve chosen in life.

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