How to summon a Brit in the wild

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1. Hastings Direct, bruv. Not as memorable as GO COMPARE!

2. The emergency phone line is much memorable:

   0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

3. Simples

4. Wouldn’t work, try shouting “Autoglass repair.”

5. Just shout “Oi Oi”

   And wait for something to shout back “saveloy”

   It’s that easy really

6. Oggie oggie oggie

7. See it

   Say it

8. 0891 FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY

9. Just drop something. Brits are obligated to shout WHEEEEEY

10. It’s an older code sir, but it checks out

11. 118 118…

12. I SAID YOU BUY ONE…

13. 01 811 8055 is burned into my memory.

14. I was expecting 0800 1111

15. Washing machines live longer with…..

16. BANG!

17. Ya know the one, YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE, I SAID YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE.

18. Dow, dee dee dow, Dee Dee dwee, dwee, Dow, duh nuh dow

19. For intelligent people it’s 0118 999 881 99 9119 725 3

20. Everybody knows badger loves

21. I’m Ronnie Pickering

22. To me…

23. To you!…..

24. Full moon……. half moon……..

25. TO ME.

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