Sure thing mate

by TwilightHazee

34 comments
  1. I don’t see the appeal in his music.
    I find it like nails in a chalkboard

  2. No wonder his music is soulless, he’s a ginger!

  3. Wasn’t that Teresa May’s childhood memory as well?

  4. He was an emo kid and speaking as a former emo kid, we spent a lot of our time smoking hand rolled cigarettes and getting drunk. Suppose he can’t really mention what was in the hand rolled cigarettes.

  5. This is what most British kids of his generation did. He never sang about murdering someone or armed robbery. Smoking cigarettes, drinking cheap cider, calling the cops pigs and running away was what we did on a Friday night.

  6. Running from the law maybe not, but drinking with the lads and having a fag is just standard growing up in the UK behaviour.

  7. Do you think middle class kids don’t have friends, cars or drugs?

  8. I still look like top left Ed and my teen years were a fucking mess. Bangin’

  9. idk why but it always grates on me but in that same song when he sings about breathing in the mountain air or some shit – and I struggle to pinpoint where in Suffolk the mountain ranges are.

  10. He also wasn’t doing 90mph down the country roads around Framlingham either, not unless he wanted to be upside down in a potato field anyway.

  11. Shows pics of him at like fucking 10 🤦🏻‍♀️

  12. I mean….I know he’s trying to make it sound tough but I dare say that’s the average Saturday of MOST 16 year olds, isn’t it?

  13. didn’t he say recently that he doesn’t have a phone and was soon after pictured on his phone… Am I the only one who figured this guy out years ago?

  14. When I was 15, my mate (Also 15) was taking cars from his dads showroom and we were picking up a few others and driving into London to go clubbing, my school photos made me look like butter wouldn’t melt in my mouth.

  15. I’m not a fan of his music at all but to be fair those are pictures of alittle kid, and it’s very plausible he did the basic level of teenage rebellion that is smoking and drinking (and maybe running away from a rozzer once even if he didn’t need to).

  16. And Michael Mcintyre’s past adventurous relationships with the opposite sex were non fiction.

  17. bro thinks those three pictures are from when he was 15? cmon bro thats a photo of him at like 10, tops.

  18. Two cans of super Tennant’s and a £3 bottle of glens vodka, downed spinning around on the golf course, whilst parents thought we were having a sleepover at our friends. Majestic.

  19. He’s a millennial, this is the standard weekend routine

  20. This entire meme is just 3 photos of him in pre-pubescent years. How does that relate to his 15 year old behaviour? I can totally imagine him doing those things if you showed me pics with better context from his teenage years

  21. Can confirm growing up in Suffolk that this was 100% the normal experience

  22. He probably did at 15. Some of those pictures look like him less than 12, and if you think a 15 year old red head with glasses can’t run around with their mates, smoke rollies and get drunk, you maybe were lonely at 15.

  23. That was the starting point for teenagers of our generation. It escalated but that’s where it started for all.

  24. It’s more telling about the person who made this, can’t comprehend that because Ed wore glasses and played a classical instrument as a child, there’s no chance he sat in a park with friends, drinking cheap cider and having a cigarette, and then everyone star bursting when the police pull into the car park (and then immediately leave with no reason to chase a bunch of kids)

  25. Holy shit I was just thinking about this dumbass meme this morning.

    Anyway yeah that’s like, the most bog basic standard childhood of a UK youth in the 80’s-90’s. Even noe change it to vapes and nicking stuff from Morrisons and you got it pretty spot on.

    A pic of him when he wss 8 doesn’t really change shit he was doing at 14 or whatrver

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