Do not touch – Tachbrook Market by Resident_Ad1595 Tags:LondonUnited Kingdom 32 comments I wouldn’t buy an avocado I couldn’t test for firmness 🤨🤨 “do not touch. Do not.” heavily reminds me of “I did not hit her, it’s bullshit, I did notttttt. Oh hi Mark!” No touch, no money. Simples. Go to Aldi. But I *have* to touch the avocado. It cries out for the most gentle of squeezes. Taskmaster vibes. They don’t want people to touch the rock hard avocado’s But why can’t I touch! Describe to me how each ADvacado feels I would never buy an avocado I couldn’t touch. Absolutely critical to my purchasing decision! How you meant to buy them if you can’t touch them Squeezing ruins them. The correct way to tell if they’re ripe is to gently press the ‘button’ at the stem end. If it gives, avocado is ripe. I will not buy a fruit l haven’t pre-fondled. McKellys? It’s the Only Way to tell if it’s ready to eat..squeeze You didn’t say it though you wrote it. Buy overripe mush. Got it. Say it again. How else am I supposed to test if they are good to eat/ripe? There’s a woman at our local Sainsbury’s who picks up literally every avocado, and possible every other vegetable in the store. It’s weird. I’m pretty sure she was single-handedly responsible for 50% of cases of covid when that was happening. *Touches avocado* Erm you need to feel them to see if it’s ripe or not. Very hard to buy without touching. Green pips for citrus present only none fondle possible I can think of . Oranges , satsumas , tangerines etc . Sorry Tachbrook … but I’m OUT. ‘I’ll say it again’ *Touches the Avocado* This makes me want to touch them MORE None of them are ripe, that’s why. This is clearly a ploy so you can’t test them for ripeness, or, more importantly, whether or not they are those eggs from Critters. But, what’s the message here? I wasn’t even considering touching them, but now … 🫳🏼  When people “touch” them they leave a thumbprint or worse that turns into a bruise when the fruit is ripe. Comments are closed.
“do not touch. Do not.” heavily reminds me of “I did not hit her, it’s bullshit, I did notttttt. Oh hi Mark!”
Squeezing ruins them. The correct way to tell if they’re ripe is to gently press the ‘button’ at the stem end. If it gives, avocado is ripe.
There’s a woman at our local Sainsbury’s who picks up literally every avocado, and possible every other vegetable in the store. It’s weird. I’m pretty sure she was single-handedly responsible for 50% of cases of covid when that was happening.
Green pips for citrus present only none fondle possible I can think of . Oranges , satsumas , tangerines etc . Sorry Tachbrook … but I’m OUT.
This is clearly a ploy so you can’t test them for ripeness, or, more importantly, whether or not they are those eggs from Critters.
When people “touch” them they leave a thumbprint or worse that turns into a bruise when the fruit is ripe.
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I wouldn’t buy an avocado I couldn’t test for firmness 🤨🤨
“do not touch. Do not.” heavily reminds me of “I did not hit her, it’s bullshit, I did notttttt. Oh hi Mark!”
No touch, no money. Simples. Go to Aldi.
But I *have* to touch the avocado. It cries out for the most gentle of squeezes.
Taskmaster vibes.
They don’t want people to touch the rock hard avocado’s
But why can’t I touch!
Describe to me how each ADvacado feels
I would never buy an avocado I couldn’t touch. Absolutely critical to my purchasing decision!
How you meant to buy them if you can’t touch them
Squeezing ruins them. The correct way to tell if they’re ripe is to gently press the ‘button’ at the stem end. If it gives, avocado is ripe.
I will not buy a fruit l haven’t pre-fondled.
McKellys?
It’s the Only Way to tell if it’s ready to eat..squeeze
You didn’t say it though you wrote it.
Buy overripe mush. Got it.
Say it again.
How else am I supposed to test if they are good to eat/ripe?
There’s a woman at our local Sainsbury’s who picks up literally every avocado, and possible every other vegetable in the store. It’s weird.
I’m pretty sure she was single-handedly responsible for 50% of cases of covid when that was happening.
*Touches avocado*
Erm you need to feel them to see if it’s ripe or not.
Very hard to buy without touching.
Green pips for citrus present only none fondle possible I can think of . Oranges , satsumas , tangerines etc .
Sorry Tachbrook … but I’m OUT.
‘I’ll say it again’
*Touches the Avocado*
This makes me want to touch them MORE
None of them are ripe, that’s why.
This is clearly a ploy so you can’t test them for ripeness, or, more importantly, whether or not they are those eggs from Critters.
But, what’s the message here?
I wasn’t even considering touching them, but now … 🫳🏼
When people “touch” them they leave a thumbprint or worse that turns into a bruise when the fruit is ripe.
Comments are closed.