‘JD Vance brings misfortune’: Terror attack in India latest calamity to befall Vance’s ‘cursed’ world tour – Tragic events seems to be following Vance.

‘JD Vance brings misfortune’: Terror attack in India latest calamity to befall Vance’s ‘cursed’ world tour

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  1. Quick, send him back to the White House while the curse is still active!

  2. JD Vance is on tour with Megadeth, supporting his debut album *Hillbilly Homicide*.

  3. It’s not even scientifically sound… but I ain’t even mad.

  4. FFS, JD Vance just killed the Pope and today he kills at least 26 people in India. I fully understand that the Republican platform consists solely of killing off everyone and everything on the planet. But this dude is trying to accomplish all that single-handedly.

  5. Maybe this is why you never see him with trump, he knows.

  6. Why is the US Vice President going on a world tour a thing?

  7. He’s giving the Hope Diamond a run for it’s money.

  8. Many people are saying jd Vance killed the pope. Many people

  9. Holy shit this is that end times they are always talking about.

  10. He’s like the Angela Lansbury character in Murder, She Wrote. Whatever you do, don’t invite either one of them to dinner.

  11. I have a feeling the former CO of the Space Force Base in Greenland believes couchfuck brings misfortune wherever he goes too.

  13. When you call someone the American Hitler who is racist and a rapist, and then you go work for him and support him, there is a ton of evil karma following a person like this

  14. He may not go down in history, but he’ll go down on your couch.

  15. He’s really dodging those anti-Christ allegations like the Titanic dodges icebergs.

  17. National Lampoon’s VP Vacation is gonna be a blockbuster!

  20. I’m glad the universe is raining down on this asshole

  21. Don’t forget the college football championship trophy

  23. The Antichrist’s minion spreading misfortune for his orange master.

  26. Agnes, 38, lost her husband just days after speaking to Vance.

    “It was the worst day of my life,” she told Reuters. “I’m just glad my husband was there to help me get through it.”

  28. Vance reminds me of that story (almost certainly apocryphal, but a great story nevertheless) about U2 playing in Glasgow:

    The band stopped playing and Bono stood on the stage and slowly clapped his hands, then said: “every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies”.

    A weegie in the crowd yelled out: “Well, stop fuckin’ clapping, then!”

  29. And he was just visiting those countries… Look at what is happening in the USA where he is most of the time!

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