This song lives in my head rent-free! As does the one about Pachacuti (I drink from their skulls….). They are all absolute bangers though – I love that show so much.
I know the kings of England but I still can’t do my taxes. Priorities
No clue
Hey Siri what are all the names of the English Kings and Queens
William
Bit short innit? Let’s find more kings
I learned more from HH after I left school than I ever did in school history class
I only remember the monarchs I actually got taught about in School. Everyone else I have no idea who they are
This randomly gets stuck in my head still.
Guilty
We all sing this before dinner time. Magical..
You just unlocked so many of my memories thank you
Willie, Willie, Harry, Stee, Harry,
Dick, John, Harry Three,
1-2-3 Neds, Richard Two,
Harrys Four-Five-Six… then who?
Edwards Four-Five, Dick the Bad,
Harrys (twain), Ned Six (the lad),
Mary, Bessie, James you ken,
Then Charlie, Charlie, James again…
Will & Mary, Anne of gloria,
Georges (4!), Will Four, Victoria,
Edward Seven next, and then
Came George the Fifth in 1910…
Ned the Eighth soon abdicated,
So George the Sixth was coronated,
Number Two Elizabeth…
Then Charlie Three (until his death…)!!
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Everyone’s purple now!!
Theres an updated version
‘…. completes the mix …
Not quite, there’s me, Charles III’
Now that was an absolute banger
I hate that there is obviously a new one now 🤣
Horrible Histories songs are legitimate bangers.
I have absolutely no idea what this is
Terrible [Tudors](https://genius.com/14664210/Horrible-histories-opening-theme/Tudors), Gorgeous [Georgians](https://genius.com/14664232/Horrible-histories-opening-theme/Georgians)
Slimy [Stuarts](https://genius.com/14664244/Horrible-histories-opening-theme/Stuarts), Vile [Victorians](https://genius.com/14664248/Horrible-histories-opening-theme/Victorians)
Woeful [Wars](https://genius.com/19182238/Horrible-histories-opening-theme/Wars), Ferocious Fights
Dingy Castles, Daring Knights
Horrors that defy description
Cut-throat [Celts](https://genius.com/14664253/Horrible-histories-opening-theme/Celts), Awful Egyptians
Vicious [Vikings](https://genius.com/14664255/Horrible-histories-opening-theme/Vikings), Cruel Crime
Punishments from ancient times
[Romans](https://genius.com/14664260/Horrible-histories-opening-theme/Romans), rotten, rank and ruthless
[Cavemen](https://genius.com/14664288/Horrible-histories-opening-theme/Cavemen), savage, fearsome, toothless
Groovy Greeks, Brainy Sages
Mean and Measly [Middle Ages](https://genius.com/14664315/Horrible-histories-opening-theme/Middle-ages)
Gory stories, we do that
[And your host, a talking rat](https://genius.com/14664336/Horrible-histories-opening-theme/And-your-host-a-talking-rat)
The past is no longer a mystery
Welcome to… Horrible Histories
This song lives in my head rent-free! As does the one about Pachacuti (I drink from their skulls….). They are all absolute bangers though – I love that show so much.
I know the kings of England but I still can’t do my taxes. Priorities
No clue
Hey Siri what are all the names of the English Kings and Queens
William
Bit short innit? Let’s find more kings
I learned more from HH after I left school than I ever did in school history class
I only remember the monarchs I actually got taught about in School. Everyone else I have no idea who they are
This randomly gets stuck in my head still.
Guilty
We all sing this before dinner time. Magical..
You just unlocked so many of my memories thank you
Willie, Willie, Harry, Stee, Harry,
Dick, John, Harry Three,
1-2-3 Neds, Richard Two,
Harrys Four-Five-Six… then who?
Edwards Four-Five, Dick the Bad,
Harrys (twain), Ned Six (the lad),
Mary, Bessie, James you ken,
Then Charlie, Charlie, James again…
Will & Mary, Anne of gloria,
Georges (4!), Will Four, Victoria,
Edward Seven next, and then
Came George the Fifth in 1910…
Ned the Eighth soon abdicated,
So George the Sixth was coronated,
Number Two Elizabeth…
Then Charlie Three (until his death…)!!
I like it
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