Did I already tell you we have oldest alliance in the world!!??? We portuguese Love UK and british people😍😍🇵🇹🇵🇹❤️❤️❤️🇬🇧🇬🇧

by DonLuisDeLaFuente

26 comments

  1. eastern portugal big angry because they aren’t getting the same love? 🥺

  2. good thing the british are going from the front cause our government fucks us from behind

  5. Are you sure that is not Spain blowing France?

    Did you know that France invaded Portugal alongside Spain and promised them that they would get Portugal? Did you know what happened? Napoleon said: “fuck this paella eating sombrero wearing, siesta sleeping motherfuckers, I am going to turn my army against them and make them our bitchies.”

    >*Between 9 and 12 February, the French divisions of the eastern and western Pyrenees crossed the border and occupied* [*Navarre*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navarre) *and* [*Catalonia*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catalonia)*, including the citadels of* [*Pamplona*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pamplona) *and* [*Barcelona*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barcelona)*. The Spanish government demanded explanations from their French allies,* ***but these did not satisfy and in response Godoy pulled Spanish troops out of Portugal.***

    >***Since Spanish fortress commanders had not received instructions from the central government, they were unsure how to treat the French troops, who marched openly as allies with flags flying and bands announcing their arrival. Some commanders opened their fortresses to them, while others resisted****. General* [*Guillaume Philibert Duhesme*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillaume_Philibert_Duhesme)*, who occupied Barcelona with 12,000 troops, soon found himself besieged in the citadel; he was not relieved until January 1809.*

    [Then we, with the british formed the anglo-portuguese army and saved your asses from the French. ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Portuguese_Army)

    The castillians are literally the weakest people in iberia, they are lucky they annexed more intelligent and capable people to run things for them.

  6. Someone is cranky for not having their toy Gibraltar.

  7. Stop making fun of pure love Pedro, it’s so hard to come by these days ^(i wish somebody loved us)

  8. something something map that got painted pink or something

  9. You’re not getting the rock back mate, cry more… Try and take it if you want, we’ll spank you again like we did in 1805 😜

    ![gif](giphy|3o6ZtjnyFWiWaw8oDK)

  10. Oh boy… it’s not like I’m biggest Anglo-enjoyer, but they’re alright. Next to the Spaniards (yes, Paco, you read that correctly) the Nigels are probably my favourite people. But, Paco, Juan, what is the reason for all that hatred? Why is it always you and François the ones hating on us being friends with the English?

  12. Don’t you just love when you can feel her moustache down there 😍

  14. Actually is the other way around. The alliance started with a English Princess being married to a Portuguese King.

  17. I cannot begin to articulate just how mega João is. If I had to give top 3 reasons they would be

    1. He always lets us refuel our ships in the Azores when we get a little bit angsty and want to go have a good war. Pierre and Juan are never cool like that.

    2. Port wine. As our best friend, João saw the uncultured brit sipping on weak fr*nch wine and decided to make a stronger version. That’s just what mates do.

    3. The Francesinha. After giving us plenty of said fortified wine, our bezzy mate saw us flagging a bit and thought: “you know what old Baz needs, the highest possible calorific pork based sandwich of all time, with a side of chips and a beer sauce”.

    All true barrys should be felating our small hairy Iberian friends, not the other way round (plus in this image Benedita’s hairy back isn’t showing, so sucking João’s dick is actually basically the same level of gay)

  20. Does she really need to get that close to be able to see your penis barry?

    No wonder bbc & cuckold are the most search porn categories in the uk.

  25. The UK is only 224 years old Barry 👉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 is your flag.

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