The most polite war ever declared

by br0okedoodle

25 comments
  1. Germany is also making jokes about the clown. I’d help you out!

  2. Man fuck politeness, you fuck with Attenborough you fuck with the whole country, everyone is ready for the war now

  3. You mess with Grandpa Dave, you mess with Great Britain.

  4. First they came for Dolly Partons imagination library and now David Attenborough, wtf

  5. War crimes in Eastern Europe: Britain sends regards

    War crimes in the Middle East: Britain sends regards

    Americans make death threats to David Attenborough: Almost every British civilian signs up for war

  6. I’m not even British, and I’d go to war for David Attenborough

  7. You screw with Attenborough, you screw with all of us. Let’s go get them!

  8. Americans going after Attenborough… well they will realise how badly they fucked up when a hoard of lions, tigers and other assorted wild animals charge through their streets with Attenborough riding the biggest of them all directing their attacks.

    “And now we see the American Trump supporter being mauled by a mountain lion. Notice how the lion spat the red MAGA hat out, he does have some good taste.”

  9. You don’t fuck with Attenborough or David Jason. Unwritten rules which gone unheeded will result in death

  10. Bro I’m from the states and things are getting bad here, but threatening him?? That’s a new low, even for this administration

  11. I despise so much of what the UK is becoming right now, but that man is the reason I have such a love of nature and got to see so much of the world, you can count me in

  12. Yo, finally a reason to get colonising those Americans, don’t mess with my grandpa

  13. Yeah, I’m not a massive patriot but you mess with Grandpa Atty and we’ll ‘ave ya!!!

  14. You know what? Just because of that we will launch a Jihad across the entire world in the name of Emperor Attenborough.

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