What individual citizen of your country would you go to war for?

by ProbablyTheWurst

32 comments

  2. How low do you have to go to send death threats to Sir David Attenborough

  6. Fuck I don’t even like the English that much but fuck you sir David is a legend

  7. None. But I’d send all the reddit keyboard warrior just to purge the country of their presence

  8. Something like 80 percent of them. But I like war. I also like pastries, had one this morning, haven’t had a war for a while.

  10. That one girl that laugh at one of my jokes five years ago.

  12. Barry we will support we love your grandad as well here. He used to make my Sunday mornings after the power rangers and before my mom had lunch done…

  13. I think the gypos will stand with Barry on this one

  16. Nobody, just my ancestors.
    I’m a pacifist but i’d be happy to die fighting for Dutch lore

  17. I’m not even english but i’d go to war for Sir David Attenborough.

  18. The people that get “upset” at David Attenborough receiving death threats are the *last* people that would join a war effort in the UK. And the last people *the UK* would like seeing joining a war effort.

    Quite honestly, through my interactions with several European people, I doubt there’s a single person in all of Western Europe that would make their citizens join a war if they’re killed or slighted. You haven’t gone to war after having your children massacred repeatedly in front of your eyes, why would you even raise an eyebrow if Dr. Who Actor #11 is killed?

  19. Nardwuar, I would commit all the war crimes if a single hair on his head was ever injured.

  23. I’m American and I’d fight for Sir David Attenborough if this orange goon went after him

  24. Attenborough is a treasure of humanity and should be protected by anyone regardless of nationality, skin colour or religion.

    Or do you hate the planet we live in?

  25. The sooting tones of David Attenborough got me through many a hang over throughout my 20’s

  27. If the King came to my house and told me to join the army, i wouldn’t even question him

  28. I find that Monica Bellucci is increasingly the answer to many of life’s questions.

  32. Most of germanys beloved icons are sadly dead already. But if anyone were to insult Peter Lustig i’d personally burry them alice so they can learn about the fascinating world of lifeforms that turn bio matter into soil.

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