Spotted in JD Gyms car park

by Neizir

22 comments
  1. What are the odds that this person has a living room plastered in silver velvet

  2. I reckon if an XL Bully could get a licence, it would 100% drive a BMW prick wagon like this

  3. Tell me you’re a cunt, without telling me you’re a cunt.

  4. It’s always the on crap car that they think is amazing too!

  5. Extensions, giant lips, mahogany tan, lycra shorts, palace as a house, diamonte fcking everything

  6. What is it with people with private plates almost invariably being absolute cunts and terrible drivers?

  7. That looks like the car of an absolutely certifiable roaster.

    I’m not saying the driver definitely is one, but some cars just scream “owned by a wanker”.

    Live laugh love and Turkey teeth spring to mind.

  8. Hey, let’s be nice. It used to be BUIIY L, but his gym work is really paying dividends.

  9. Parks right at the front door up on the kerb blocking the road too

  10. Weird way to tell everyone you’ve erectile dysfunction.

  11. See them about the town all the time, they’re exactly what you’d expect them to look like and drive exactly how you’d expect them to.

  12. May as well have ‘warning, we’re cunts’ plastered on thon motir

  13. I drive past this person’s house occasionally. There is a footpath and a communal grassy area out the front, and they constantly park this car by fully mounting the kerb and haphazardly leaving it half on the grass, half blocking the footpath. Must be a shorter walk to their front door than parking in the housing estate’s private carpark round the back like everyone else.

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