Honda Jazz. Pretty much all of them have dents in the boot lid, I’ve noticed
A bora with a rolling coal stain up the back bumper and boot lid.
Toyota anything!
” The car in front is a dickhead”🤔
The predecessor to this, the Hyundai Getz, I’ve had a vendetta against that car for a long time
If this was in the early 2000’s i would have said the Fiat Multipla.
Nowadays, anything that is electric.
Vauxhall Meriva. If i see one coming round a roundabout I’m pulling out in front of it.
Sciroccos, such an ugly back end and, in my experience, often driven by the 40mphers.
That or any Seat with the boot badge flipped up.
Used to be what I could borrow when my car was off the road, getting one up to speed is frustrating, holding it at a decent speed is terrifying and has similar level of cornering stability to your blue bin when it’s empty.
Theres a man in Larne who drives a hyundai getz and this man is my mortal enemy, he drives everywhere at between 15 and 20 mph and is seemingly forever on the road regardless of time of day or where I’m going.
Running late for work and end up stuck behind a queue of cars? This cunt will be at the front of it.
Car pulled dangerously out of a junction in front of me and then sat at half the speed limit, nearly causing a collision? Red hyundai getz.
Rushing home from work because dinner is ready? Granda getz has places to be, but not any time soon.
I hate this man, even when I see him on foot his face causes me blood pressure to rise.
Nissan Micra, aka the Grannymobile
Any diesel VW. As a motorcyclist, their engines stink more than most.
My first car was a wee Hyundai Getz, and at the time I was dating a fella who lived in Derry, so regularly made that journey from Belfast-Derry.
I always felt sorry for anyone stuck behind me in that car (but also proper jealous when there was an overtaking lane and people with good cars just zoomed past me 🥲)
Nissan Juke followed by the Nissan Quasqai. The epitome of evil. My arch nemesis.
Anyone who is doing 10 or more under the limit…
Bottom of the range BMW’s built for the fleet market that appear to be powered by really, really twisted up rubber bands. Weight to BHP ratio in negative equity. Drivers in shades in the winter, permanently in the right hand lane, because they think they are driving an M3. Buses pull away from the lights faster and they take roundabouts like watching Tokyo Drift in slo mo.
Any that have camped their ass in the overtaking lane and won’t pull the fuck over.
If you’re not overtaking, gtfo
The worst Getz/i10s are the ones that have the Dalys Garage “Have a nice Daly’s” smiley face sticker on the back window, especially when they pull out jn front of you and drive 20mph below the speed limit 😅
Anyone who breaks on every bend in the road and speeds to the next one. It’s miserable
My first car was a Hyundai amica, you really channel the granny energy in these cars
Dacia Duster as well
Nissan Micra because they’re nearly always driven by grannies
Any SUV or compensation land rover like vehicle, can’t see the road ahead.
I sometimes drive my mum’s i10 and it can be quick off the mark for a 1.0 haha
Audi a6 or Skoda superb estate, for obvious reasons
Any car the driver thinks he drives fast car golf r S3 GTD 320d etc and keeps looking in the rearview at me to over take him so he can go faster to make his we balls tingle when all I’m trying to do is get home from work 🤣🤣
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Honda Jazz. Pretty much all of them have dents in the boot lid, I’ve noticed
A bora with a rolling coal stain up the back bumper and boot lid.
Toyota anything!
” The car in front is a dickhead”🤔
The predecessor to this, the Hyundai Getz, I’ve had a vendetta against that car for a long time
If this was in the early 2000’s i would have said the Fiat Multipla.
Nowadays, anything that is electric.
Vauxhall Meriva. If i see one coming round a roundabout I’m pulling out in front of it.
Sciroccos, such an ugly back end and, in my experience, often driven by the 40mphers.
That or any Seat with the boot badge flipped up.
Used to be what I could borrow when my car was off the road, getting one up to speed is frustrating, holding it at a decent speed is terrifying and has similar level of cornering stability to your blue bin when it’s empty.
Theres a man in Larne who drives a hyundai getz and this man is my mortal enemy, he drives everywhere at between 15 and 20 mph and is seemingly forever on the road regardless of time of day or where I’m going.
Running late for work and end up stuck behind a queue of cars? This cunt will be at the front of it.
Car pulled dangerously out of a junction in front of me and then sat at half the speed limit, nearly causing a collision? Red hyundai getz.
Rushing home from work because dinner is ready? Granda getz has places to be, but not any time soon.
I hate this man, even when I see him on foot his face causes me blood pressure to rise.
Nissan Micra, aka the Grannymobile
Any diesel VW. As a motorcyclist, their engines stink more than most.
My first car was a wee Hyundai Getz, and at the time I was dating a fella who lived in Derry, so regularly made that journey from Belfast-Derry.
I always felt sorry for anyone stuck behind me in that car (but also proper jealous when there was an overtaking lane and people with good cars just zoomed past me 🥲)
Qashqai, Picasso, c-max
Peugeots literally drive about 30mph
[Massey 565](https://s3.eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/cdn.agriland.ie/uploads/2017/08/4F2A3002-1200×720.jpg) or any old tractor that will do 19mph down a hill.
Tractors.
Nissan Juke
One of the worst for 40 everywhere
Nissan Juke followed by the Nissan Quasqai. The epitome of evil. My arch nemesis.
Anyone who is doing 10 or more under the limit…
Bottom of the range BMW’s built for the fleet market that appear to be powered by really, really twisted up rubber bands. Weight to BHP ratio in negative equity. Drivers in shades in the winter, permanently in the right hand lane, because they think they are driving an M3. Buses pull away from the lights faster and they take roundabouts like watching Tokyo Drift in slo mo.
Any that have camped their ass in the overtaking lane and won’t pull the fuck over.
If you’re not overtaking, gtfo
The worst Getz/i10s are the ones that have the Dalys Garage “Have a nice Daly’s” smiley face sticker on the back window, especially when they pull out jn front of you and drive 20mph below the speed limit 😅
Anyone who breaks on every bend in the road and speeds to the next one. It’s miserable
My first car was a Hyundai amica, you really channel the granny energy in these cars
Dacia Duster as well
Nissan Micra because they’re nearly always driven by grannies
Any SUV or compensation land rover like vehicle, can’t see the road ahead.
I sometimes drive my mum’s i10 and it can be quick off the mark for a 1.0 haha
Audi a6 or Skoda superb estate, for obvious reasons
Any car the driver thinks he drives fast car golf r S3 GTD 320d etc and keeps looking in the rearview at me to over take him so he can go faster to make his we balls tingle when all I’m trying to do is get home from work 🤣🤣
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