Trump Says He Sealed 200 Trade Deals, His Cabinet Can’t Name Even One

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1. Ordering from McDonald’s counts as a trade deal, right?

2. His press secretary claims 75 countries have contacted him looking make deals. I call B.S.

3. Generally when a deal is sealed one has an announcement to such. Haven’t heard a single one yet. Trump announces millions of lies a day. That’s what he announces. 🙂

4. Well there are not 200 countries, his lies are getting sloppy.

5. He’s breathing…he’s lying

6. Elbonia

7. If he had half a brain, he would declare tariffs are suspended while announcing Bessent will conduct trade deals, then let it fade away.

8. >Rollins couldn’t provide a single example. Instead, she said, “We have 100 countries knocking on the door,” and added that she “wasn’t in the room” during negotiations. She mentioned deals were “very, very close” — but “close” is very different from done.

9. Again, all in a demented mind.

10. There are 195 countries in the world.

11. He’s just trumping out the truth

12. You can’t believe anything he says

13. Blundering fool!

14. 200? Personally? When would he even have had the time to do that? Over golf?

15. Folks he actually believes this, I am sure of it. The fucking guy so delusional that I have to believe that everything *he* thinks is real, *to him*, is real, and we’re all just along for the shit-show ride our brainless and indifferent countrymen decided to subjected us to.

16. He is a bullshitter number one.

17. Stock market deals manipulating the markets with his tariff games .
    He counts it all as in one basket .

18. Trump always lies, why continue to report them?

    How about reporting when he says something accurate? I would love to see a count. It wouldn’t be 0, because lots of his lies are just pretending to know something he doesn’t, and he occasionally says something accurate at random.

    I would like to see if there’s any occasions when it isn’t accidental.

19. FOTUS couldn’t deal a deck of cards.

20. FTFY: “tHe aRt oF tHe ~~dEaL~~ gRiFt”

21. Trump says he has a hot girlfriend but she goes to a different school.

22. I really wish they would invoke the 25th.

23. How the fuck is anyone still stupid enough to support this failure of a human?

24. The trade deals are not the plan. Letting a racist mass deportation plan hurt immigrants is the plan. The trade deals are just distractions so that he can continue spreading racism to hurt innocent immigrants

25. Those deals are totally real and totally hot. They just go to a different school than you so you don’t know them.

26. Why does the current administration believe that you can simply lie your way through anything?

27. Well, he lies. That’s his whole thing… he always lies. Why is this news?

28. This makes it sound like it’s a lie! /s

29. I can name at least 1.
    That time Tim Cook of Apple gave him a bribe of a million dollars in exchange for lifting Tariffs on iPhones.

    What a deal!

30. The penguins sure as hell didn’t call to negotiate any deal.

31. The penguins gave in to his demands.

32. How can anyone sane and reasonable actually *believe* this guy??

33. He’s a lying liar.

    But still, with all these apparent new trade deals, there must be no reason to deal with the U.S again, then.

34. Look. He can unclassify stuff with his enormous brain. He can trade with himself too. Don’t doubt.

35. Did paying off Stormy count?

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