The secret here is typed in such a way that it mimics an accent. Therefore, it must be humerus!
Should have said no and not told him it was Sunday.
Calling somebody a weapon is insane
I once woke up with the worst hangover in history thinking it was Monday, so I scrambled into the shower and got a cab to the office. I worked on the Strand in Covent Garden and wondered why it was so quiet, then realised once I walked into my office and it was completely empty.
I’ve never been so happy to realise it was Sunday and went to get an early breakfast, had a nice vomit, then went back to bed,
Diarrhea is not a valid excuse?
A classic of our times
I had one member of staff who was frequently off with a bad stomach, diarrhoea and the like. His colleagues who knew him well said he drank too much. The limit for when I had to intervene came when he reached whatever the target number of days was but also when his manager pointed out to me the seriousness of his illnesses had progressed to 24 hour dysentery’, a disease which can be fatal, not a 24 hour condition. He vehemently denied he drank too much and was quite offended but he had a copy of the questions I was obliged to ask and I said I asked everyone who went over the limit the same questions.
His problem was obvious from his ‘boozers bloom’. Despite this he was a good worker.
‘Ya fucking weapon’ is the appropriate response 😂😂
‘ya fuckin weapon’ got me crying
Having the runs is a perfectly good excuse for not going to work. His boss would regret it if he came in and shat himself.
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The secret here is typed in such a way that it mimics an accent. Therefore, it must be humerus!
Should have said no and not told him it was Sunday.
Calling somebody a weapon is insane
I once woke up with the worst hangover in history thinking it was Monday, so I scrambled into the shower and got a cab to the office. I worked on the Strand in Covent Garden and wondered why it was so quiet, then realised once I walked into my office and it was completely empty.
I’ve never been so happy to realise it was Sunday and went to get an early breakfast, had a nice vomit, then went back to bed,
Diarrhea is not a valid excuse?
A classic of our times
I had one member of staff who was frequently off with a bad stomach, diarrhoea and the like. His colleagues who knew him well said he drank too much. The limit for when I had to intervene came when he reached whatever the target number of days was but also when his manager pointed out to me the seriousness of his illnesses had progressed to 24 hour dysentery’, a disease which can be fatal, not a 24 hour condition. He vehemently denied he drank too much and was quite offended but he had a copy of the questions I was obliged to ask and I said I asked everyone who went over the limit the same questions.
His problem was obvious from his ‘boozers bloom’. Despite this he was a good worker.
‘Ya fucking weapon’ is the appropriate response 😂😂
‘ya fuckin weapon’ got me crying
Having the runs is a perfectly good excuse for not going to work. His boss would regret it if he came in and shat himself.
Ya fuckin weapon
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