Proper British goodbye, innit?

by h4rrietpigtails

11 comments
  1. We spend half the call checking in, the other half doing this.

  2. I say bye once and then wait for a second before I hang up.

  3. “Shut up mate you’re boring” or “In a bit”

  4. the subtle temptation to just go, “I’m hanging the fuck up! now piss off!”

  5. I don’t know about you guys, but after the second ‘bye,’ I just hang up. And sometimes, right as I’m hanging up, I swear I hear them start to say something else and it’s the worst. Then I’m stuck wondering if I should call them back to check, but that feels kinda awkward. And if I don’t, I’ll never know what they were gonna say. It haunts me for like a solid five minutes.

  6. Then start a different conversation instead of actually hanging up

  7. Yeah no problem, cheers yeah no worries, ok cool in abit, yeah see you, take care, bye bye bye, yeah sound ha cheers bye

  8. You forgot the “hanger”.

    When the person then realises they forgot to mention something “really important” so you then have to serve their need for attention even longer. That will be another 45 seconds on top of this.

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