The mass slaughter and illegal takeover of the crown of England is worth it if it means we get to say “beef” instead of cow when we eat it.

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1. This, but in French

2. “You’d be speakin Welsh if it weren’t for us” English huscarl to peasant

3. “you’d be speaking German if it weren’t for us” no one would be speaking German given that Oppenheimer’s bomb was initially being built for Germany but they surrender by the time it was built.

4. Errrr…That’s not a ‘Norman Knight’ and Germany didn’t exist in 1067, the Saxons spoke well…Saxon…4/10 Must try harder…

5. Let’s be honest, we cop a lot of flack for the Empire, but considering what came before it, we can’t really be blamed for having a villain arc.

6. I preferred when it was called “moo.”

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