Tesco’s Sales And Service department has really kicked it up a gear
When you’ve got to raid an embassy at 8 but realise the yellow stickers go out at 7
Probably picking up a meal deal
Tactical lunch break
A slasher… of prices! I’m Simon Skinner – I run the local supermarché. Drop in and see me sometime – my discounts are criminal. Catch me later!
SAS: Sandwich And Snickers
Amazon are having delivery drones, Tesco have decided to compete.
Does anyone know what’s going on here, more broadly I mean? This has been happening all over. These things have been flying over my garden for the past week and I live in a small town on the Wirral, hardly a hotspot of potential terrorist activity.
Meal (deal) Team 6
I often see armed police in one of the Tescos I go to frequently. They’re probably just popping in to get a couple of meal deals.
Shoplifting to the next level
How managers expect staff to act when additional till assistance is announced over the speakers
I didn’t realize the situation outside of London is that bad
Unexpected items in the roof area
SAS? Nah, that’ll be the organised gangs of shoplifters we keep hearing about 🙂
They’re putting yellow stickers on! Go go go
*Meat pies in aisle 2!!* (throws flasbang) *GO, GO!*
I love how casually a couple of them walked over. They also didn’t seem armed. Wonder what kind of practice it is, maybe for the pilots more than the troopers…?
Cracking down hard on shoplifting.
Just popping in for a quick meal deal mate, leave the chopper running
Getting ready to tackle Wythenshawe
Bloody hell, are the sales there that bad? Do you get Boudicca style trolleys with big blades on the wheels?
I’m sure they know what they are doing, but I’d have expected the right helicopter to depart as soon as the rope was dropped. Tesco drop off zones aren’t for parking.
“You want anything while I’m at the shops?”
Super. Army. Soldiers.
Can’t they just get Tesco deliveries like normal people?
super army soldiers
Grabbing some Hobnobs while they’re on offer. Fair play.
Every little helps
Meal deal secured!
The SAS just got word the woman that does the end of day reductions on sandwiches has just left the office on the way to the fridges.
They just needed some bread for lunch
At last, a response to all the shoplifting!
It’s actually filming for the new series of the Apprentice.
That’s “Velocity” and “Ironic Hubris” dropping in to pick up fork handles, a Cornetto and a meal deal.
The team who can sell those for the most profit on Baguley high street will win an all expenses paid trip to Flamingo land as a treat.
“Head to the extraction point and secure the meal deal.” – Captain Price
Would be pretty alarming if you did not know it was for training. I think that would have been pretty cool to see.
Idea! Instead of contrived training scenarios, let elite special forces train on real world petit crime incidents.
Entirely different breed to regular humans. I have a close ex RM friend (3 Commando) who is a different breed and an ex SAS friend who is even further removed in breed (sadly suffers from PTSD on account of all the shit he has been involved in). Both lovely ordinary looking guys. But could kill just about anyone in a heartbeat without breaking a sweat. I don’t worry about anything on a night out 😅.
“Go on, use the 10 items or less queue, whats the worst that could happen?”
Super Army Soldiers
I thought SAS weren’t supposed to leave such large gaps in-between rope descent?
I love the fact that, as a nation, we call any tesco thats bigger than an express “THE big tesco”
And people say shoplifting isn’t being taken seriously?
“We would like to advise customers that a new delivery of Milk Tray has just arrived.”
Boss, I forgot to bring some lunch with me today. Can I take the company chopper with me so I can grab a meal deal?
“Yeah no worries mate. Parking isn’t very good so get John to drop you off and do a lap around the block whilst you’re in there. Grab some milk for the kitchen please whilst you’re there too”
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I hope they remembered to bring their clubcards
Just grabbing meal deal
Tesco’s Sales And Service department has really kicked it up a gear
When you’ve got to raid an embassy at 8 but realise the yellow stickers go out at 7
Probably picking up a meal deal
Tactical lunch break
A slasher… of prices! I’m Simon Skinner – I run the local supermarché. Drop in and see me sometime – my discounts are criminal. Catch me later!
SAS: Sandwich And Snickers
Amazon are having delivery drones, Tesco have decided to compete.
Does anyone know what’s going on here, more broadly I mean? This has been happening all over. These things have been flying over my garden for the past week and I live in a small town on the Wirral, hardly a hotspot of potential terrorist activity.
Meal (deal) Team 6
I often see armed police in one of the Tescos I go to frequently. They’re probably just popping in to get a couple of meal deals.
Shoplifting to the next level
How managers expect staff to act when additional till assistance is announced over the speakers
I didn’t realize the situation outside of London is that bad
Unexpected items in the roof area
SAS? Nah, that’ll be the organised gangs of shoplifters we keep hearing about 🙂
They’re putting yellow stickers on! Go go go
*Meat pies in aisle 2!!* (throws flasbang) *GO, GO!*
I love how casually a couple of them walked over. They also didn’t seem armed. Wonder what kind of practice it is, maybe for the pilots more than the troopers…?
Cracking down hard on shoplifting.
Just popping in for a quick meal deal mate, leave the chopper running
Getting ready to tackle Wythenshawe
Bloody hell, are the sales there that bad? Do you get Boudicca style trolleys with big blades on the wheels?
I’m sure they know what they are doing, but I’d have expected the right helicopter to depart as soon as the rope was dropped. Tesco drop off zones aren’t for parking.
“You want anything while I’m at the shops?”
Super. Army. Soldiers.
Can’t they just get Tesco deliveries like normal people?
super army soldiers
Grabbing some Hobnobs while they’re on offer. Fair play.
Every little helps
Meal deal secured!
The SAS just got word the woman that does the end of day reductions on sandwiches has just left the office on the way to the fridges.
They just needed some bread for lunch
At last, a response to all the shoplifting!
It’s actually filming for the new series of the Apprentice.
That’s “Velocity” and “Ironic Hubris” dropping in to pick up fork handles, a Cornetto and a meal deal.
The team who can sell those for the most profit on Baguley high street will win an all expenses paid trip to Flamingo land as a treat.
“Head to the extraction point and secure the meal deal.” – Captain Price
Would be pretty alarming if you did not know it was for training. I think that would have been pretty cool to see.
Idea! Instead of contrived training scenarios, let elite special forces train on real world petit crime incidents.
Entirely different breed to regular humans. I have a close ex RM friend (3 Commando) who is a different breed and an ex SAS friend who is even further removed in breed (sadly suffers from PTSD on account of all the shit he has been involved in). Both lovely ordinary looking guys. But could kill just about anyone in a heartbeat without breaking a sweat. I don’t worry about anything on a night out 😅.
“Go on, use the 10 items or less queue, whats the worst that could happen?”
Super Army Soldiers
I thought SAS weren’t supposed to leave such large gaps in-between rope descent?
I love the fact that, as a nation, we call any tesco thats bigger than an express “THE big tesco”
And people say shoplifting isn’t being taken seriously?
“We would like to advise customers that a new delivery of Milk Tray has just arrived.”
Boss, I forgot to bring some lunch with me today. Can I take the company chopper with me so I can grab a meal deal?
“Yeah no worries mate. Parking isn’t very good so get John to drop you off and do a lap around the block whilst you’re in there. Grab some milk for the kitchen please whilst you’re there too”
That’s the SPS, not the SAS!
Sainsbury’s Pricematch Squad.
Black Hawk PriceDown
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