Roll up, roll up. It’s time to take your seats for tonight’s main bout: Vance Vs France.
Things have been getting spicy between European governments and the new Trump administration, and now look set to kick on to a whole new level.
The Daily Star recently spoke to Craig Hamilton-Parker, also known as the ‘New Nostradamus’ who told of various people he expected the Whitehouse to mug off in the coming 100 days of the term.
Poor old France doesn’t fare well, and neither do the Scots. And, in a strange turn of events, neither will Vice President JD Dunce. Although, the reasons why are not immediately obvious.
Craig told the Daily Star: “I predict a public fallout between JD Vance and French President Macron, similar to Trump’s old feuds with Zelenskyy.”
He was referencing the toe-curling interaction between Voldymyr Zelenskyy and Trump in the Oval Office which saw the embattled Ukrainian leader suffer in a hostile environment among the US Commander in Chief and his allies.
Perhaps the most aggressive voice was Vance who told Zelenskyy she should be ‘engaging in diplomacy’.
But now, if Craig’s claims have any truth in them, it might be Vance who finds himself on the wrong end of the wrath of Trump.
“I foresee that JD Vance will be reprimanded by Trump, showing cracks in their partnership,” he said.
Still Ukraine, which has been defending itself from Russia for years, will still have to cede land to Russia.
“I predict that a deal will be made where Crimea is officially ceded to Russia,” Craig said, in a move that would be sure to only have angered Zelenskyy further.
On top of that, he reckoned that another group of people would also be suffering at the hands of the whims of the administration.
“I predict that Trump will make outspoken remarks about Scotland, upsetting many Scots.”
It looks like Scotland is in for it then. We’re not sure what Trump will do to the Scottish, but whatever it is, he had better be ready for it.
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