How do you eat yours?

42 comments

1. what he do, bite and leave it

2. Literally just all in one, then wallow in claggy-throated shame for ten minutes.

3. Up the bum for 5 mins too soften then down in one.

4. Nice try Cadbury’s marketing department.

5. One bite, then tongue in for a cheeky lick. Second bite to finish. Lovely stuff

6. Not like that!

7. The animal. Seriously, who eats an egg like that?

8. Not like that, you monster 😟

9. Bite the top off, tongue in and suck the insides out, then chomp on the bottom

10. They’re too small now for anything more than one mouthful.

11. It’s times like this that I’m grateful for the “Get help and support” button that we can use on people’s Reddit profiles 😂

12. I go round the shops, open the foil and give them all a cheeky lick. Then, carefully fold the foil back.

    Why do you ask? 🙂

13. OP please find more upsetting ways to eat the egg, I love the outrage it causes.

    I do it in one go because I prefer the caramel ones personally, I’m trying to get past the regular ones to them.

14. Not like that you monster

15. 20 at a time

    https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/1atccx6/ive_just_eaten_20_creme_eggs_in_one_sitting_what/?rdt=33778

16. Does your son think it’s a babybel?

17. I don’t. Too much sugar and they make my teeth feel funny.

    I like Cadbury’s chocolate, just not cream eggs.

18. This one here officer, take them away.

19. I leave myline in the shop and buy tasty chocolate instead 👍

20. Bite off the top, lick out what I can reach with my tongue, then nibble more chocolate till I can lick more. Repeat till gone.

21. Like that but vertically

22. I hope you disciplined him accordingly. 5 lashes with the belt should do it i reckon. Buckle side. But to answer your question, bite the top off, lick all the inside out like im practicing for the mrs and then shove the empty shell in whole and let it melt

23. *I like to lick lovingly around the outside and then thrust my tongue in the middle*

24. Your son is a savage. No one should eat them like this.

25. All in one.

26. I put it back and get a caramel one instead

27. They changed their chocolate years ago. They now taste like wax eggs. The recipe for the filling also changed a while back. It’s now sickly sweet.

28. Not like that.

29. Very carefully since they removed about 70% of the chocolate since the 1970s.

30. I like to nibble.

    I’ve moved to Germany, and creme eggs are a rarity. You need to savour it.

31. I don’t. They make me feel sick to the stomach.

32. These are vilely sweet no ways

33. My three year old chews it then spits it out, like a wine tasting but for creme eggs

34. I don’t. Since they changed the recipe, they taste like sick to me, and I can’t stomach it.

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36. Fridge.

    Break in half.

    Lick it out/use finger like a spatula.

    Eat the chocolate.

    ?????

    Diabetes.

37. Wrapper and all

38. Create a small hole in tip and, try to suck out yolk, sorry.

39. I don’t, they are bogging.

    Not as bogging as this behaviour though.

    Definitely disown

40. What. The. Actual. Fuck. Is. That.

41. I’m not saying anything unless I’m winning something

42. Are you sure you brought the right baby home from hospital?

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