The first King of England was Athelstan, Alfred’s Grandson. Alfred was the King of the Anglo-Saxons. Athelstan was the one who united England and was the first ruler of what we know as England.
Is speaking French a good thing?
Charles hasn’t defeated the Danes ***yet.***
But can Alfred play a carrot flute?
Charlie can make a woman gasp at the flex of a sausage finger
Give Charles a break, he can’t just muster an army of Norf FC hools to invade Denmark to kick Bjarne and Fynn in the nuts. That would need a really big chippie to lure them in.
Alfred the great was not the first king of England. His grandson, Aethelstan, was. Alfred was just the king of Wessex, a kingdom in the south of England.
There was no such thing as a one unified English kingdom in Alfred’s time.
Neither man is King of England. Alfred was King of Wessex, and later declared himself King of the Anglo-Saxons. Charles is King of the United Kingdom (and Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica, The Bahamas, Belize, Antigua and Barbuda, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, the Solomon Islands, and Tuvalu).
That Ælfred guy should be king. I’d vote for him.
I’ve never heard him speak French.
Charles couldn’t lead a flock of sheep let alone anything else.
Im sure Charles speaks German too.
Fuck the King and shame to all who support the parasites.
Alfred the Great was of Wessex, not England. England would be established by his Grandson, Athelstan
German ✅
Kings were warriors of sorts then, now just parasites
Was Alfred a sausage fingered nonce?
If not, ✅
You forgot cool beard.
We have King Charles III “The Soy”, Prince Andrew “The Diddler and Fiddler” and Prince Harry “The Excommunicated Ginger Dingus” .
I like Prince William though, and I think Prince George is a fun character. I think we potentially could have a good King William V and King George VII. Fingers crossed.
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The first King of England was Athelstan, Alfred’s Grandson. Alfred was the King of the Anglo-Saxons. Athelstan was the one who united England and was the first ruler of what we know as England.
Is speaking French a good thing?
Charles hasn’t defeated the Danes ***yet.***
But can Alfred play a carrot flute?
Charlie can make a woman gasp at the flex of a sausage finger
Give Charles a break, he can’t just muster an army of Norf FC hools to invade Denmark to kick Bjarne and Fynn in the nuts. That would need a really big chippie to lure them in.
Alfred the great was not the first king of England. His grandson, Aethelstan, was. Alfred was just the king of Wessex, a kingdom in the south of England.
There was no such thing as a one unified English kingdom in Alfred’s time.
Neither man is King of England. Alfred was King of Wessex, and later declared himself King of the Anglo-Saxons. Charles is King of the United Kingdom (and Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica, The Bahamas, Belize, Antigua and Barbuda, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, the Solomon Islands, and Tuvalu).
That Ælfred guy should be king. I’d vote for him.
I’ve never heard him speak French.
Charles couldn’t lead a flock of sheep let alone anything else.
Im sure Charles speaks German too.
Fuck the King and shame to all who support the parasites.
Alfred the Great was of Wessex, not England. England would be established by his Grandson, Athelstan
German ✅
Kings were warriors of sorts then, now just parasites
Was Alfred a sausage fingered nonce?
If not, ✅
You forgot cool beard.
We have King Charles III “The Soy”, Prince Andrew “The Diddler and Fiddler” and Prince Harry “The Excommunicated Ginger Dingus” .
I like Prince William though, and I think Prince George is a fun character. I think we potentially could have a good King William V and King George VII. Fingers crossed.
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