Max Paprika. The second crisp I pulled, I haven't even eaten it yet. by Dukmiester Tags:Casual UKUnited Kingdom 26 comments I hope you’ve contacted the papers You couldn’t even fit your hand around it – her probably I love the thought of you discovering it and instantly screaming to your wife in the other room “SANDRA!!! GET THE TAPE MEASURE!!!” What a beauty Are you gonna eat it? You should preserve it in amber Imagine the size of the potato Hand sizes vary, banana for scale I though I was the only one who carried around a crisp tape measure at all times! Finally the walker’s max packet asterisk *not actual size is proved wrong I’ve found a few big chips but never a ‘get my fucking tape measure Mary’ big chips. Average size at least, dont let anybody tell yous different. But you have heard of me. Banana? 🙄 Frame it. Tell the grandkids. My tape measure measures 5.5 inches at a lot longer than that? 🤔 Biggest? Wouldn’t even make my top ten. Longest? It could very well be a winner. Great to see the use of a tape measure otherwise I would have needed a banana for scale. Ooh seems a bit shy too Loving the use of the word “pulled” like you’ve cracked a fresh pack of Pokemon / MTG cards. Put it in resin If we were to include *thickness*, the original Brannigans in the paper bag has that beaten. Sigh…. I miss those. It would make a great dildo That’s a big crisp. I respect you for that Where is the banana for scale?? At least it ain’t green! That kill you I love the dedication to documenting this beast; both hand for scale, and a tape measure. Also very impressive crisp. A beautiful specimen Comments are closed.
I love the thought of you discovering it and instantly screaming to your wife in the other room “SANDRA!!! GET THE TAPE MEASURE!!!”
If we were to include *thickness*, the original Brannigans in the paper bag has that beaten. Sigh…. I miss those.
I love the dedication to documenting this beast; both hand for scale, and a tape measure. Also very impressive crisp. A beautiful specimen
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I hope you’ve contacted the papers
You couldn’t even fit your hand around it – her probably
I love the thought of you discovering it and instantly screaming to your wife in the other room “SANDRA!!! GET THE TAPE MEASURE!!!”
What a beauty
Are you gonna eat it? You should preserve it in amber
Imagine the size of the potato
Hand sizes vary, banana for scale
I though I was the only one who carried around a crisp tape measure at all times!
Finally the walker’s max packet asterisk *not actual size is proved wrong
I’ve found a few big chips but never a ‘get my fucking tape measure Mary’ big chips.
Average size at least, dont let anybody tell yous different.
But you have heard of me.
Banana? 🙄
Frame it. Tell the grandkids.
My tape measure measures 5.5 inches at a lot longer than that? 🤔
Biggest? Wouldn’t even make my top ten. Longest? It could very well be a winner.
Great to see the use of a tape measure otherwise I would have needed a banana for scale.
Ooh seems a bit shy too
Loving the use of the word “pulled” like you’ve cracked a fresh pack of Pokemon / MTG cards.
Put it in resin
If we were to include *thickness*, the original Brannigans in the paper bag has that beaten. Sigh…. I miss those.
It would make a great dildo
That’s a big crisp. I respect you for that
Where is the banana for scale??
At least it ain’t green! That kill you
I love the dedication to documenting this beast; both hand for scale, and a tape measure.
Also very impressive crisp. A beautiful specimen
Comments are closed.