This is how you win a war you lost 200 years ago

by 3rmataffy

28 comments
  1. Boris was born in America too.. if they fancy another floppy haired idiot

  2. William has 3 kids so Harry’s don’t stand a chance. So it’s an unrealistic proposition

  3. they’re on to us! quick lads lets scarper sharpish! xD

  4. Seriously, keep it! We are fine without all that shit!

  5. What If Trump backs Harry when Charles dies and he installs an American puppet on the throne?

    Abolish the monarchy, it’s the only way to ensure this won’t happen

  6. Honestly we’ve got enough on our plate. Please no.

  7. Wouldn’t they still be ineligible though? 

    I’m sure members of the royal family are specifically excluded from being president.

  8. We won the one we fought with them 211 years ago though.

  9. Ahh, but America has already thought of that.

    U.S. Constitution
    Article I, Section 9, Clause 8:

    No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

  10. This was done before. Boris Johnson was born in New York.

  11. ‘Edward, stop fondling that Yank.’

    ‘But why?’

    ‘It is not time.’

    ‘Harry, canoodle that Yank!’

    ‘But why?’

    ‘We shan’t ask you twice, Harry, *canoodle* that fucking Yank!’

    Harry: *canoodles weirdly*

    ‘*Excellennnnnnnnt.*’

  12. It’d be a good plan, if Americans weren’t somehow predisposed to hate any oversight…

  13. Aah yes, the next baby will be 8th in line, because that’s going to happen 🙃

    William has been second in line for over 40 years so far…

  14. Well the snuke up Hillary’s snatch didn’t work so we had to try something.

  15. Unless there’s a nuclear attack that wipes out 4 generations, neither of them will see the throne

  16. You’re all right, mate. Carry on.

    They’d finally get a taste of what is “universal healthcare”.

  17. The British didn’t lose the war: both sides were British. When the rebels won, some continued to consider themselves British and loyal to their British roots. They weren’t American – or any other united nationality – until years afterwards. The idea that the war was “America vs Britain” is a recent fiction

  18. Harry’s kids in line for the throne 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 wait get fucked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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