Stable Genius

Posted by skizzoat

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  1. Why did you put the wrong shaped holes here? You can’t do that. I chose this test because I’d never heard of you.

  2. We laugh but this is how his whole world view is informed. He won’t accept information that goes against his opinion and the get angry and fire anyone who does that.

    What he has created an arms race of yes men telling him better and better news regardless of its base in reality.

    “He has MS-13 tattooed on his knuckles?”

    First guy: “oh yes sir, well observed sir”

    And what’s gas cost now?

    Second guy “under 2 bucks”

    Third guy “$1.88 in some states”

    How many states?

    At least 3

    Thus the cycle continues.

  3. “The box the puzzle came in said 4-9 years, but I did it in less than one year, I’m a genius!”

  4. Every time he talks about that MOCA he did, I keep thinking that he has never achieved anything on his own in his life except for this. I have my old medals and awards from extra-curricular stuff I did as a kid sitting in a basement at my parent’s house. I’m proud of them, but I’ve moved on and done so much more afterwards, but Donny Two-Dolls was probably shielded from any sort of adversity his whole life…

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