My girlfriend thinks I'm an idiot for documenting these but they make me laugh every time I walk past one. They were all over the fancy new hoardings for the Unite student accommodation, they ALWAYS clean it off after a week or so and then within days Steve is back to profess his love for Jodie Woods again.

My profile of Steve (in my own head with absolutely zero qualifications) is a sort of late middle-aged guy with almost a tic, a fetish for 'exhibitionism' that only extends to writing his horny screed in public and that Jodie is probably a celebrity of some kind who he's become obsessed with and obviously has absolutely no idea he exists.
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by NorthernBerserker

22 comments

  1. How about we don’t encourage shit graffiti everywhere?

  2. You trying to find Steve?

    I’m trying to find Jodie Wood!

  4. Cue uncomfortable questions from my teen boys………..Dad, who’s Jodie Wood?

  5. I suspect the writer is a teen with a friend/enemy called Steve. Jodie Wood is a young woman who, for whatever reason, Steve would not want to be thought of as being associated with. It’s an attempt to humiliate Steve. Typical school kid crap.

    Edit humiliate Steve and/or Jodie

  10. I want to see Jodie Woods’ big juicy tit’s, to be honest

  13. This is yob art. Like Shakespeare after coming off a 48 hour glue and Call of Duty bender.

  14. Do you know Jodie Wood? No, but thanks for the tip. Ba dum tish.

  15. Poor woman, this seems like targeted harassment against (full name used, treated as sex is happening to her not with her etc)

  20. These are sort of the thing you’d expect teenagers to graffiti everywhere, but I also fear it’s some middle-aged balding bloke taking the piss out of his mate, Steve, with an almost low opinion on Jodie Woods; unless the author has already had Jodie. She must be a nice lass.

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