Kilts and sword dancing on our side, Morris dancing on their side.
All for the tourists
The scene in Braveheart with all the bums!!
IThat wifey shouting “which of yooos did a shite and didnae flush it?? Well it was one of yeeez!!!”
Young team hurling insults like “yer da sells Avon”
24 hour Michelle McManus gig
John Barrowman flashing his tackle
Morris dancing v Calleigh dancing would go hard.
“You looking at me or what?”
Circus
Wallace running away with English princes while English Prince raising his leg to touch his head.
We’d probably wheel Michelle McManus out until Susan Boyle lowers her appearance fee
Mon then ya cunts
“Why does no-one take us seriously?”
Much the same – two sets of pompous idiots ensuring division where it’s not really needed.
A ceremonial gift swap of Scottish plain and stottie
You want a square go pal
A massive rammy because we all know one side or the other would have a drunken bam that’d just kick it off … let’s not even pretend that it’s not true 😂
Ooohhhh, it’s a dance off!
you know that scene from “Carry On up The Khyber?”
One burger van catering to the occasional bored trucker and two old Reform voters thrashing around in front of each other, one in a sponsored by IrnBru t shirt. Both mumbling something about tradition when they’d finished trying not to have a heart attack.
Skirt lifting on the Jock side af5er a bottle of Buckie
A big pole* dug into the ground on each side, they dance round theirs, ours gets ripped out the ground and tossed in the air as a caber.
*pole, not Pole.
If we did that it would probably look like it does in the video.
Think leaving their grass uncut sends just as good a message
Who can stand after 12 pints have been necked.
Someone post that sketch from Absolutely when the guy goes up to the border 😀….
We Irish like a good fight
Your bayonet’s not even touching the ground, man!
Send the neds to leather the lake district soft cunts
Where is Sharpe when you need him 🤣
Just drinking pure fresh water whilst someone plays the bagpipes. In the background the ‘Scotland forever’ meme plays on a loop
Scotland side a man painted blue in just a kilt waving a gigantic thistle.
England side old lady holding a pot of tea and some cake.
Most cringe army competition?
Hopefully just all sharing some pints and whisky. There’s more we have in common than divides us.
Buckled 😆
One cokehead fat bald tradie who’s shouting ‘cam on Engerland’ vs maybe some cokehead fat bald tradie with a rangers tattoo
Two guys either side ones got an irn bru the others got a cup of tea. They argue forever over the contents of a fry up.
Could see this being a Kit Kat advert, tired after their display of postering they share a Kit Kat and have a cuppa in a wee office before going back out to repeat said process
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On our side prolly a ned with a bottle of bucky
Kilts and sword dancing on our side, Morris dancing on their side.
All for the tourists
The scene in Braveheart with all the bums!!
IThat wifey shouting “which of yooos did a shite and didnae flush it?? Well it was one of yeeez!!!”
Young team hurling insults like “yer da sells Avon”
24 hour Michelle McManus gig
John Barrowman flashing his tackle
Morris dancing v Calleigh dancing would go hard.
“You looking at me or what?”
Circus
Wallace running away with English princes while English Prince raising his leg to touch his head.
We’d probably wheel Michelle McManus out until Susan Boyle lowers her appearance fee
Mon then ya cunts
“Why does no-one take us seriously?”
Much the same – two sets of pompous idiots ensuring division where it’s not really needed.
A ceremonial gift swap of Scottish plain and stottie
You want a square go pal
A massive rammy because we all know one side or the other would have a drunken bam that’d just kick it off … let’s not even pretend that it’s not true 😂
Ooohhhh, it’s a dance off!
you know that scene from “Carry On up The Khyber?”
https://preview.redd.it/60cdyw68ayye1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e8608826ba73424e07d9dc7f85c7e03d33ec31e
One burger van catering to the occasional bored trucker and two old Reform voters thrashing around in front of each other, one in a sponsored by IrnBru t shirt. Both mumbling something about tradition when they’d finished trying not to have a heart attack.
Skirt lifting on the Jock side af5er a bottle of Buckie
A big pole* dug into the ground on each side, they dance round theirs, ours gets ripped out the ground and tossed in the air as a caber.
*pole, not Pole.
If we did that it would probably look like it does in the video.
https://preview.redd.it/lfmy8je2cyye1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6337f6fa11889203383235a186621fdd52aa186e
The only right answer!
Today I learned about Border Porn
Wait so we really can solve things with dance battles?
McGlashan style
https://youtu.be/__uO50RjbJg?si=KJjRlYktKZ2ZMQNW
We’d have a very civilised tea drinking ceremony with chocolate digestives.
https://preview.redd.it/mzlxlut3eyye1.png?width=1065&format=png&auto=webp&s=7de78611c7df825a676655c86cf2cac5c650cc64
Think leaving their grass uncut sends just as good a message
Who can stand after 12 pints have been necked.
Someone post that sketch from Absolutely when the guy goes up to the border 😀….
We Irish like a good fight
Your bayonet’s not even touching the ground, man!
Send the neds to leather the lake district soft cunts
Where is Sharpe when you need him 🤣
Just drinking pure fresh water whilst someone plays the bagpipes. In the background the ‘Scotland forever’ meme plays on a loop
Scotland side a man painted blue in just a kilt waving a gigantic thistle.
England side old lady holding a pot of tea and some cake.
Most cringe army competition?
Hopefully just all sharing some pints and whisky. There’s more we have in common than divides us.
Buckled 😆
One cokehead fat bald tradie who’s shouting ‘cam on Engerland’ vs maybe some cokehead fat bald tradie with a rangers tattoo
Two guys either side ones got an irn bru the others got a cup of tea. They argue forever over the contents of a fry up.
Could see this being a Kit Kat advert, tired after their display of postering they share a Kit Kat and have a cuppa in a wee office before going back out to repeat said process
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