I actually noticed the same thing today. On houses, cars, bins….
Trueeee….washed our car yesterday and its literally full of shit today🙂
Need some falcon sex hats up in here (iykyk)
I park with the car adjacent to a house wall , the birds perch on the gutter and poo plus they “clean” the gutter on to my car. It’s a mix of white blotches and black moss.
Are seagulls still a protected species?
Have I woken up in 2011?
Everyone knows this is the time of year birds take a shite. Most people keep their stuff covered.
Birds aren’t real, so must be something else.
I stayed at my dad’s the other night and I leaned out the window to smoke a sneaky lil spliff before bed, like whole top half of my body out the window so he wouldn’t smell it (don’t judge me), elbows on the windowsill outside and noticed that this windowsill isn’t meant to be white at all. If you know what I mean. Fuckin mank.
Hopefully this message gets through to you from Belfast, we are covered.
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Spring.
Food. Environmental success.
Yeah, my car is on their flightpath for some reason.
I wonder if this is indicative of a notable increase in the bird population, and if so, what that’s indicative of? An increase in their food supply such as bugs or rodents? A decrease in their predators? Is the hotter weather causing migratory birds to come here sooner? Or to prefer Ireland to hotter places on the continent?
It’s the dog shit where I live. It’s everywhere. It’s gotten so bad sometimes I think I’m living in France again.
When your biggest problem in life is bird shit, you’re doing better than 99% of other countries, appreciate it and don’t come back here complaining about the rain when it washes it away. 😁🇮🇪
I sanded, oiled and weatherproofed my patio set on Wednesday and Thursday, Friday morning it was covered in bird poop.
I had to wash, sand and re-oil all over again.
Suppose it kept me out in the sunshine and i got done vitamin D.
Fuckers keeping pigeons are a big part of it.
The biggest birdshit I have ever seen is on my kitchen window right now
If it wasn’t in the form of shit it’d be in the form of buzzing insects.
I’ve noticed this too. My car is covered. What are they plotting?
I put laxatives in the bird seed.
We should start eating crows, to send a message.
Petition to adopt American gun rules to solve this issue. I for see no other downsides to this plan.
Same.. car has a massive load of bird shite on drivers side window, had my clothes on the line and got bird shit on them too. Fuckers are aiming for the stuff.
Bird shit? Looking at my car I thought an Elephant shat on it
Someone start a petition to ban birds from public areas.
Our car has been hit by at least 3 albatrosses and I reckon a pterodactyl. Championship shits.
Could it be that because we haven’t had rain the last few days to wash it away?
Have you tried touching grass
Very noticeable alright.
It doesn’t help that we goulbags in our estate throwing wash basin of food scraps out every morning at 7am before the kids go out to play, seagull and crows everywhere
More native trees in your area can help! Birds tend to prefer trees but when there is a serious lack, they use anything tall like poles and homes! Bring back some biological diversity with native trees and flowering plants!
I’m pretty sure the fuckers are aiming for my car when it’s freshly washed.
3 giant bird shites in kids trampoline y’day. Bomber Harris would have been proud of their accuracy…
It’s the time of year when all the male birds are territorial and will defend their territory against their own reflection in car mirrors & windows. House windows etc.
I’ve had to wash my car 4 times this past fortnight alone.
My car and back garden have been bombarded in the last 2 weeks or so. I was clearing out the shed yday and caught one in the shoulder too 🫣
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My patio is fucking covered in it
r/BirdsArentReal
I actually noticed the same thing today. On houses, cars, bins….
Trueeee….washed our car yesterday and its literally full of shit today🙂
Need some falcon sex hats up in here (iykyk)
I park with the car adjacent to a house wall , the birds perch on the gutter and poo plus they “clean” the gutter on to my car. It’s a mix of white blotches and black moss.
Are seagulls still a protected species?
Have I woken up in 2011?
Everyone knows this is the time of year birds take a shite. Most people keep their stuff covered.
Birds aren’t real, so must be something else.
I stayed at my dad’s the other night and I leaned out the window to smoke a sneaky lil spliff before bed, like whole top half of my body out the window so he wouldn’t smell it (don’t judge me), elbows on the windowsill outside and noticed that this windowsill isn’t meant to be white at all. If you know what I mean. Fuckin mank.
Hopefully this message gets through to you from Belfast, we are covered.
[ Removed by Reddit ]
Spring.
Food. Environmental success.
Yeah, my car is on their flightpath for some reason.
I wonder if this is indicative of a notable increase in the bird population, and if so, what that’s indicative of? An increase in their food supply such as bugs or rodents? A decrease in their predators? Is the hotter weather causing migratory birds to come here sooner? Or to prefer Ireland to hotter places on the continent?
It’s the dog shit where I live. It’s everywhere. It’s gotten so bad sometimes I think I’m living in France again.
When your biggest problem in life is bird shit, you’re doing better than 99% of other countries, appreciate it and don’t come back here complaining about the rain when it washes it away. 😁🇮🇪
I sanded, oiled and weatherproofed my patio set on Wednesday and Thursday, Friday morning it was covered in bird poop.
I had to wash, sand and re-oil all over again.
Suppose it kept me out in the sunshine and i got done vitamin D.
Fuckers keeping pigeons are a big part of it.
The biggest birdshit I have ever seen is on my kitchen window right now
If it wasn’t in the form of shit it’d be in the form of buzzing insects.
I’ve noticed this too. My car is covered. What are they plotting?
I put laxatives in the bird seed.
We should start eating crows, to send a message.
Petition to adopt American gun rules to solve this issue. I for see no other downsides to this plan.
Same.. car has a massive load of bird shite on drivers side window, had my clothes on the line and got bird shit on them too. Fuckers are aiming for the stuff.
Bird shit? Looking at my car I thought an Elephant shat on it
Someone start a petition to ban birds from public areas.
Our car has been hit by at least 3 albatrosses and I reckon a pterodactyl. Championship shits.
Could it be that because we haven’t had rain the last few days to wash it away?
Have you tried touching grass
Very noticeable alright.
It doesn’t help that we goulbags in our estate throwing wash basin of food scraps out every morning at 7am before the kids go out to play, seagull and crows everywhere
Thanks reminded me of this [gem](https://youtu.be/HFbTvwJ3mD8?si=4yqymKsnE2MTWMBJ)
More native trees in your area can help! Birds tend to prefer trees but when there is a serious lack, they use anything tall like poles and homes! Bring back some biological diversity with native trees and flowering plants!
I’m pretty sure the fuckers are aiming for my car when it’s freshly washed.
3 giant bird shites in kids trampoline y’day. Bomber Harris would have been proud of their accuracy…
It’s the time of year when all the male birds are territorial and will defend their territory against their own reflection in car mirrors & windows. House windows etc.
I’ve had to wash my car 4 times this past fortnight alone.
My car and back garden have been bombarded in the last 2 weeks or so. I was clearing out the shed yday and caught one in the shoulder too 🫣
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