Son won a cheap toy in the arcades. Packaging sounds vaguely threatening.

by Feelincheekyson

20 comments
  1. That looks like a terrible translation of what would have been something like “Stimulate brain activity”

  2. “Disentomb the brain function.”

    What’s that supposed to mean?

  3. Disentomb The Brain Function is the name of my new death metal band.

  4. Disentomb the brain function sounds like death metal lyrics. 

  5. Distentomb the Brain Function was the best Big Beat album of the 90s, no question about it

  6. Scarfolk Council approves of this message. And remember kids, when out playing, illegal to gather together in groups of one*.

    For more more information please reread this post.

    *one is the written version of 1.

  7. Both sound like translations of the Martian language from *Mars Attacks!*

  8. Has he intelligently developed since winning it?

  9. It means get your head out of your arse and start thinking.

  10. The ancient Egyptians used small hooks before mummification to disentomb the brain function.

  11. This may be the best one I’ve seen since the instruction manual for a camera exposure meter my father had back in the 1960s, which said, ‘Aware not to fall this unit down the floor.’

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