No, it’s on the wrong side. The lengthy tufts behind the ears is what you need. If you can only grab the beard, they’re already beneath you and, most likely, your hands are holding legs in the air.
I don’t know. However I believe that in the unlikely event that the Best Man should run off with the bride, the tradition is that for the groom to marry the bridesmaid.
You should treat an aeroplane like you treat a bridesmaid: get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back
WOOF WOOF!
Nursie! I like it firm and fruity!
I believe the “beard” (or as it was known in Shakespearean times “ye olde faceington coverage”) was indeed traditionally grown for the best man to haveth something to hang on to. Let’s not forget the quote from Shakespeare’s “As You Like It” where it was uttered by the bridesmaid of Cecilia
> Thou art a rogue! A varlet bold and vain—
>Yet thy velvet vest doth stir my vein.
> Come, sirrah, show thy gallant, lusty game,
> But hold my beard, lest I lose not my name.
I think we all know what was going on there.
Is this before, after or during you being told a story about Squirry the Squirrel?
Am I pleased to see you, or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?
Eat knuckle Fritz!
Handle and jizz dipper.
WOOF!
Rule 2 – this is sexually aggressive
Rule 7 – Low Effort
BEGONE! BACK TO r/Kenshi WITH YE!
*giggles in Nursie*
Rule 7 – Low effort.
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It gives you something to *hang onto!*
Gives me something to hang onto!
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Woof!
Woof!
Buggers Handgrips as my father would call them.
No, it’s on the wrong side. The lengthy tufts behind the ears is what you need. If you can only grab the beard, they’re already beneath you and, most likely, your hands are holding legs in the air.
I don’t know. However I believe that in the unlikely event that the Best Man should run off with the bride, the tradition is that for the groom to marry the bridesmaid.
You should treat an aeroplane like you treat a bridesmaid: get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back
WOOF WOOF!
Nursie! I like it firm and fruity!
I believe the “beard” (or as it was known in Shakespearean times “ye olde faceington coverage”) was indeed traditionally grown for the best man to haveth something to hang on to. Let’s not forget the quote from Shakespeare’s “As You Like It” where it was uttered by the bridesmaid of Cecilia
> Thou art a rogue! A varlet bold and vain—
>Yet thy velvet vest doth stir my vein.
> Come, sirrah, show thy gallant, lusty game,
> But hold my beard, lest I lose not my name.
I think we all know what was going on there.
Is this before, after or during you being told a story about Squirry the Squirrel?
Am I pleased to see you, or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?
Eat knuckle Fritz!
Handle and jizz dipper.
WOOF!
Rule 2 – this is sexually aggressive
Rule 7 – Low Effort
BEGONE! BACK TO r/Kenshi WITH YE!
*giggles in Nursie*
Rule 7 – Low effort.
Posted a photo of someone else’s creation for karma
Over to you mods. Follow your rules
https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/s/JrqD3rv2rR
by the nine
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