Do you think this bridesmaid’s beard is meant to be used as a handle during mating?

by okmujnyhb

21 comments
  1. No, it’s on the wrong side. The lengthy tufts behind the ears is what you need. If you can only grab the beard, they’re already beneath you and, most likely, your hands are holding legs in the air.

  2. I don’t know. However I believe that in the unlikely event that the Best Man should run off with the bride, the tradition is that for the groom to marry the bridesmaid.

  3. You should treat an aeroplane like you treat a bridesmaid: get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back

    WOOF WOOF!

  4. I believe the “beard” (or as it was known in Shakespearean times “ye olde faceington coverage”) was indeed traditionally grown for the best man to haveth something to hang on to. Let’s not forget the quote from Shakespeare’s “As You Like It” where it was uttered by the bridesmaid of Cecilia

    > Thou art a rogue! A varlet bold and vain—
    >Yet thy velvet vest doth stir my vein.
    > Come, sirrah, show thy gallant, lusty game,
    > But hold my beard, lest I lose not my name.

    I think we all know what was going on there.

  5. Is this before, after or during you being told a story about Squirry the Squirrel?

  6. Am I pleased to see you, or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?

  7. Rule 2 – this is sexually aggressive

    Rule 7 – Low Effort

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