BREAKING: President Trump orders reopening of Blockbuster Video. Claims it will reignite the US film industry.

Posted by LostNotDamned

38 comments

  1. At this point I can’t tell if this a joke anymore…

  4. The Christian based company is trying to make a comeback. Or maybe they just got a lot of money for no reason.

  5. You had me going there for a second! Got really excited!

  6. When is a joke no longer a joke when real life is more joke then a joke?

  7. How sad is it that you can post the most ridiculous thing and we’re all like “shit, is this real? Nah, wait, maybe, he probably did say it”.

    Such an embarrassing time to be alive.

  9. I’m convinced that Trump wants to tariff foreign films because he has trouble reading subtitles and that makes him angry.

  11. Hey don’t drag blockbuster into this I’d actually love for them to be resurrected.

  12. Humor. Haha. Had to check because you know trump. He has some extremely stupid ideas.

  15. Please don’t give the Day-Glo Mussolini any ideas. 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸🇺🇦🇪🇺🇬🇧

  16. I guess I can get my old job back, now.

    I haven’t worked there in over 20 years, but I bet I can finally qualify for a manager position. Those guys had pretty progressive benefits for the time.

  19. Honestly… I’d totally like to go back to Blockbuster. It was an event when I was a kid. Rented a few movies, a few games… you knew the weekend was gonna be awesome.

  22. I just signed a royal decree that Clint Eastwood make a sequel to Escape from Alcatraz.

  23. This would actually be one of the most positive acts of this president

  24. Can you imagine how much they would have to charge just to break even lol but I’m sure the stable genius business man would know better.

    Also, it’s fucked up that we can’t tell if this would be real.

  26. The dummy really just formed his whole world view in 1986 and never updated a single fact.

  29. I don’t know what the hell to expect anymore. I’m surprised the onion has any original ideas that haven’t already come true in real life.

  30. Don’t put that out there. Just don’t. Also Mervyns, T-Zone, Circuit City, Doggy Diner, Wimpy, and others need to be on the list first 😀

  31. I sure Netflix can add a new feature that only allows like 5% of customers to watch particular content at a time to give you that “There is nothing left in new releases, guess I will rent Mean Girls again for the 30th time” Blockbuster experience.

  32. Failure to rewind is a $1,000,000 fine and immediate deportation.

  37. In a sucker for nostalgia. I want to smell the new plastic and popcorn smell again. 😭

  38. Wall: Built on Mexico’s Dime
    Ukraine: Deal on Day 1
    Eggs: So Cheap Now
    Blocks: Busted

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