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My mum lives out in the sticks, and her postman does this.
He’ll let himself in the back (that’s their main door) pet the dogs,call out and leave their post on the table. He’s like a mate that also delivers letters
My dad didn’t order for a few weeks and they came and checked he was okay with a free bag of his usual order
I phone my local and say “hey it’s (my address)” and they say “40 mins Mr 4”. No need to order anymore🤣🤣
My dad went to the same chinese takeaway so often he eventually married the woman behind the counter
My ex used to pay for his Indian takeaway with weed.
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Join us next week in things that didn’t happen for twitter clout
My mum lives out in the sticks, and her postman does this.
He’ll let himself in the back (that’s their main door) pet the dogs,call out and leave their post on the table. He’s like a mate that also delivers letters
My dad didn’t order for a few weeks and they came and checked he was okay with a free bag of his usual order
I phone my local and say “hey it’s (my address)” and they say “40 mins Mr 4”. No need to order anymore🤣🤣
My dad went to the same chinese takeaway so often he eventually married the woman behind the counter
My ex used to pay for his Indian takeaway with weed.
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