JD Vance Jokes About Deporting Tourists Attending 2026 World Cup

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1. From reporter David Moye:

   JD Vance attempted a charm offensive on Tuesday, and failed with the charm while succeeding in being offensive.

   It happened during an announcement that former Donald Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani’s son, Andrew Giuliani, would be leading a task force for the 2026 World Cup, which will take place in the United States, Canada and Mexico next year.

   Link to the full article: [https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jd-vance-jokes-about-deporting-tourists-attending-2026-world-cup_n_681a7b3ee4b0c2b15d969c4b?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=reddit&utm_campaign=us_main](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jd-vance-jokes-about-deporting-tourists-attending-2026-world-cup_n_681a7b3ee4b0c2b15d969c4b?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=reddit&utm_campaign=us_main)

2. I’m honestly curious what kind of insane 1984 spin they put out when no tourists show up for the World Cup or the Olympics.

3. “jokes”

4. Idk even the joke of deporting tourists should lead to cancelation or relocation

5. The art of ~~promoting~~ an event …..

6. It might be too late for FIFA to move away from 2026, but international sporting events are likely to take note. Even if we stabilize in this country, trust is being eroded at an extraordinary rate.

7. Of all the “he can’t read the room” people he “can’t read the room” the most ..

8. They are high on their own supply folks.

9. Why not the athletes ? “So you’re the only thing between the US and a gold medal.”…

10. There is 0 reason to attend the World Cup.

11. If we are open to extending the event a bit, I bet Mexico and Canada can take care of it.

12. “But when the time is up, they’ll have to go home, otherwise they’ll have to talk to [Homeland Security] Secretary Noem.”

    That is one of the most horrible punishments I can imagine. I feel like I should move out of the country just so I don’t get swept up in one of their incompetent raids and have this terror visited upon me.

13. There is time to cancel any plans. You can watch football match anywhere in the world. There is no need to be physically here.

14. Trump “jokes” about invading Greenland. MAGA “jokes” about deporting immigrants in te US. Yeah, we get the memo by now.

15. JD’s job is to make the U.S. radioactive to the rest of the world.
    Except for the two Donald’s dictator friends.

16. >“We’ll have visitors from close to 100 countries. We want them to come, we want them to celebrate, we want them to watch the game,” Vance said. “But when the time is up, they’ll have to go home, otherwise they’ll have to talk to Secretary Noem.”

17. The 1936 Olympics will be looked at more fondly than the 2026 World Cup.

18. There are new rules for people staying longer than 30 days. I don’t expect ANY of the Canadian snowbirds to return to the US next fall.

    # Key Takeaways

    * Starting April 11, 2025, non-U.S. citizens aged 14+ staying over 30 days must register with USCIS using Form G-325R.
    * Registrants must create a USCIS online account, submit personal and biometric info, and carry proof; penalties apply for non-compliance.
    * Exemptions include lawful permanent residents, short-term visitors (<30 days), and some groups like American Indians born in Canada.

    As of March 27, 2025, the United States will introduce new rules for non-U.S. citizens who plan to stay in the country for more than 30 days. These changes are part of a broader effort by the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) to improve national security and monitor foreign nationals residing temporarily in the country. The key component of this policy requires certain non-U.S. citizens to formally register with U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS). These updates have sparked discussions among affected groups, particularly long-term visitors like Canadian snowbirds .

19. Great, I’ll never be able to buy tickets in Canada as all the tourists will be coming up here instead. Joking, come to Canada and we will party like it’s Trump’s last day in office assuming America is still there.

20. Oh did he say he was joking? Or is it one of those situations where he expected applause and than when people went silent he said it was a joke.

21. People from around the world are invited to come to North America for the 2026 world cup! Come without fear to the games in Canada and Mexico. Don’t bother with the other sites.

22. They’re not joking. Just avoid this World Cup like the plague.

23. This is the only way America’s going to ever win the World Cup. Have ICE deport all the other teams.

24. What an embarrassment this country has become

25. This ain’t no joke JD. People are afraid to travel or visit the USA. Nobody wants to end up in El Salvador by accident.
    Fuck you little idiot.

26. Tone deaf fascist prick.

27. How funny would it be if FIFA moved the 2026 World Cup to Canada…

28. Bye bye WC and Olympic tourism

29. A collapse in US tourism is not out of the question. People have options when they go on vacation/holiday. Have a government create instability for visitors, and aggravated or insult their home country, and pretty quickly they won’t be interested in visiting.

30. Boycott all travel to the US. Boycott all US made products. The orange menace needs to be choked out.

31. That’s no joke 🃏

32. They’ve already crashed tourism in America.

33. Way to throw a monkey wrench into your tourism economy, ivy league grad.

34. Message clear. Do not visit the United States for the World Cup or any event! Choose instead to visit Canada or Mexico during the games in those host nations. Don’t cross the border into the US, even as a tourist. It is not safe!

35. Why is their humour always about hurting people?

36. It’s not too late for FIFA to move the championship game to Mexico City.

37. Wait until ICE deports his wife.

38. It’s not a joke. They already have been deporting tourists, and refusing even more entry. If you look at the international news, they are refusing entry to tourist arrivals at an insanely high rate, and the process is insane. You arrive, your put in a room with hundreds of others for sometimes multiple days straight and not told anything, you have an interview where you’re insulted, and then you’re either put back on a plane or sent to a detention facility.

39. Never believe that they are joking. They say these things to get the idea out there. It is never a joke.

40. Attention World. Feel free to boycott the Olympics and the World Cup (US) over the next 3 years. Thanks.

41. * They’ll never do that.
    * It was just a joke <– We are here.
    * They’ve only done it to a few people by accident.
    * They’ve only done it to a few people that made mistakes on their forms.
    * They’ve only done it to people that deserve it.
    * They should be able to do it to anyone they want to.
    * People aren’t coming to us because of the previous administrations decisions.

42. The whole fucking world should stay away from the 2026 world cup completely.

43. This is what happens when you think you’re on a 4chan bulletin board but really you’re in charge of the most powerful country on Earth and you don’t realize the rest of the world are not a bunch of 14-year-old edgelords

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