We can no longer mock the French.

by TwirlMuffin

36 comments
  1. ‘never surrenders’ look i like patting myself on the back as much as the next geezer but this isn’t exactly true, early war we surrendered Singapore and most our east asian holdings, we basically legged it across the channel at dunkirk after the calamity of the battle of France etc

  2. Who is we here? I feel like we’re getting a seppo repost

  3. Yorktown,Singapore, falklands…

    As a nation we have never surrendered but our military have many times.

  4. We couldn’t anyway. French resistance was one of the leading reasons why D-Day was a success.

    Oh and De Gaulle was right, he was against the UK joining the EU because he percieved it would open a door for American influence in Europe… well.

  5. France won 109 of the 169 most important world battles since 387 BC… some historians say that France is the most successful military power ever to exist 🇫🇷

  6. And let’s keep it that way, because Farage is surrendering before he even wins the election.

  7. I dunno why you’ve put us at the top when Japan: Only surrenders when two suns got dropped on you

  8. Americans don’t know the meaning of surrender! … they don’t know the meaning of MOST words!

  9. It always surprises me this thing about French surrender.

    Britain as a whole defines much of its military accomplishments in the context of wars fought against the French – Poitiers, Crecy, Agincourt (100 Years War, which they won), Marlborough, countless naval engagements, Napoleonic wars, etc.. If they are such surrender monkeys, there surely is no military “glory” in beating them? All those Britons that died fighting them did so against an unworthy opponent. Of all the people accusing the French of being rubbish at fighting, we should be the last.

    It isn’t like they are the Italians in WW2.

    It all seems to stem from historical ignorance and just tagging along with all things American (the 2 often go together). They started all this when France rightly refused to invade Iraq for no good reason.

  10. It’s missing Zanzibar – “Surrendered after 38 minutes”

  11. The English were actually “Anglish” (Germanic invaders).

    Anglo Saxons were a bunch of different European tribes who came after the Romans invaded.

    The Celts came way before Angles, Saxons and Jutes.

    Let’s not forget the Normans as well.

    Originally vikings who’d settled in France, creating Normandy.

    Basically, Brits are European mongrels.

  12. The French public have so much more fight than us brits. They know how to tell their government to take a running jump.

  13. The French army suffered 1m casualties from August to December 1914. Almost insane bravery.

  14. Gonna have to explain the whole “US surrendering before joining the war” thing at the bottom.

  15. I’m not even French but I feel compelled to point out: France doesn’t have a history of surrenders.

  16. Haven’t cared about your opinion since 1776. Don’t call next time someone tries to conquer Europe and you can’t stop it… Again…

  17. “Britain never surrenders”
    Meanwhile have gave up their country to immigration 😂👍

  18. Still banging on about a war from four generations ago.

    Now you are steeped in fascism and clap along.

  19. The French reputation for surrendering is very unfair, they essentially sacrificed their fighting force so that we could get ours off the beaches to regroup and come back later to help them.

  20. Trying to make fun of America when your country is a cesspool.

    Now that’s funny.

  21. Maybe they’d just prefer not getting nuked but I guess that’s just them. I suppose you’ll be the first one on the frontline then will you?

  22. The French will set Paris on fire if the government even just suggests cuts to social benefits, meanwhile Americans watch their children being gunned down and go “sheesh, maybe we should ban sex ed books”.

  23. I know it’s not the point of the meme but the french and danish ones are both very misleading

  24. You know that kid who’s shit at sports/games and always says they’re not playing, then when they can see a quick win they jump in? Thats America.

    It’s not a race, it’s not a race…look, I win

  25. This meme would be more accurate if you replaced the British with the Soviets

  26. Always felt bad for the French tbh, good men gought and died to slow the Germans while we evacuated at Dunkirk so we could carry on the fight. Without them the war would have been over for us in 6 weeks as well.

    Those poor men deserve recognition, their efforts were some of the most important of the entire war.

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