
The White House Is Now Harnessing the Full Power of U.S. Intelligence Agencies to Spy on Greenland
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a64703561/trump-us-order-intelligence-agency-greenland-spying/

The White House Is Now Harnessing the Full Power of U.S. Intelligence Agencies to Spy on Greenland
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a64703561/trump-us-order-intelligence-agency-greenland-spying/
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It’s how wars starts. Makes no mistakes, they are serious about getting Greenland. At first they will start to mess with their internal politics.
Just the usual stuff to see prior to an invasion.
No biggie. Our special operation will only be TWO days, because we’re the best.
“Report M578955F- Still not a lot going on up here.”
….why?
This is so sickening. How did our country become so ugly?
Eurasia is our ally and we were always at war with Greenland
Yet no questions about Trump’s age and senility. That’s only for Biden.
I can just *feel* the price of eggs coming down.
And just when you thought Trump and his team could not be more wasteful and stupid.
how do I get a job that easy.
6 months of playing solitaire. One day writing a report.
“It’s cold.”
On a side note, does it really take the FULL POWER of US intelligence agencies to spy on Greenland? Is there really that much going on a couple quick satellite passes and a google search couldn’t get to the bottom of?
Absolute loonies. This tiny country is 50 thousand people, mostly native fishermen. Absolutely batshit.
The cornerstone of a great spy agency is announcing that you’re spying on another country
What is even in Greenland? What are they gonna spy on, polar bears and socioeconomic success?
Wtf is this reality we’re living in?
JFC..we got 99 problems but a giant arctic landmass with just a few people isn’t one of em 🙄
I guess they’ll fabricate a story to justify an invasion. Wouldn’t be the first time.
The insane part of this whole thing is that Greenland would happily share information, resources and allow military personnel in their country (as they have in the past, because.. that’s what allies do..), but that’s not good enough for Trump. The fact that he’s destroying all of what has already been established just to forcefully take over Greenland is absolutely fucking terrifying.
At this rate I’m assuming the US will give Greenland an ultimatum in the next ~2 years, and then they’ll end up in a full blown proxy war with whoever offers to help defend Greenland. Trump obviously isn’t letting this one go and the spying accusations, if true, are a huge escalation and proof that he’s willing to be a fucking idiot and actually invade.
Surveillance already sussed by locals: [https://www.reddit.com/r/greenland/comments/1kgwhj3/american_made_fb_groups_written_in_greenlandic/](https://www.reddit.com/r/greenland/comments/1kgwhj3/american_made_fb_groups_written_in_greenlandic/)
That’s like using the James Web to read a book
Spy on what? Their annual fish catch totals?
The fact that this “classified” info is being blasted to the public is hilarious
Peter Thiel is going to have to be dealt with.
This Greenland nonsense is all for him.
Trump: “Still green?”
US Intelligence: “Yes, sir!”
So they’re taking away important resources from monitoring actual hostile nations in order to spy on a couple guys fishing.
Oh yeah, right after announcing that they’re gonna get rid of 20% of experienced top military leadership.
How can anyone NOT see that this administration is working for Putin?!
This is like the Simpsons Bear Patrol episode
To spy on what about Greenland?
Intelligence Report: “it’s cold”
What the fuck are we doing?
What a waste of resources.
The full power of us intelligence? So every person in Greenland has two cia agents listening in. “Hey johnson have you heard about what Ane said to Hans? I wonder how Aaviak feels about that”
Spy on what exactly? Some guy taking a rip on his sled?
Greenland should kick out military and military bases from America
This is disgusting
For what? Hey DOGE I found the wasteful use of taxpayer dollars.
wtf? Why? What in the world is Greenland doing to hurt the US?
Did anyone vote for this? *Really?*
If I was Greenland, upon hearing this report I’d boot out all military bases right away.
With the current administration the United States can NOT be trusted in anyway!
Isn’t it alarming that they back off Russia and start spying on and threatening conquest of NATO allies? The federal government is full of fucking traitors.
Incredible use of resources. Thank god there are no pressing major conflicts helping elsewhere in the world that demands their attention.
Great work USA and the spineless minions that follow dear leaders every word.
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