In the interest of St Urho’s – Here’s an amazing certificate earned my Finnish grandma in the 70s, presumably at the Minnesota celebration, maybe it gives a better idea of what the “holiday” was about

If you're not getting it, forget all the english and finnish you know, and just read the words how they are written, with a 70s "Finglish" accent

Hope it gives a better idea of what the "celebration" is/was about, it was always completely "tongue and cheek" and poking fun by some old finnish-americans and celebrating with other first generation american-finns, in a way that reflected the american immigrant expirience from Ireland, Italy or any other diaspora.