yeah, Oreos in the UK are Oreos. wtf is all that choc sandwich shit?!
I sure love my chocolate sandwich biscuits, as well as my ginger sandwich biscuits, jam blood-organ shortbread biscuits and pink chemical biscuits!
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Nobody has ever said that ever . Did the war need to happen because Americans talk absolute shite ?
The revolutionary war had to happen because of something that was first produced a century later? 🤔
Just heard an American talking out of his arse.
How do I know he was taking out of his arse, you say?
…….he was an American.
Absolute helmet
Oreos are absolutely awful. They can keep them.
Oreo is a ubiquitous brand that wormed in fucking *everywhere* in the UK like Reese’s [pretend] peanut butter shit.
nobody has called it a fucking chocolate sandwich biscuit ever unless they were being ironic and quoting the name of some off brand lidl junk. this guy can fuck off…yet here i am responding to this bollocks like an idiot.
He’s surely mistaken, a chocolate sandwich biscuit is a Penguin FFS!
He’s surely mistaken, a chocolate sandwich biscuit is a Penguin!
Average ill informed American.
‘I’ve never been there but I’ve got all the misinformation I need’.
“It’s like an American Bourbon!”
“And if my mama had wheels she’d be a bike”
Typical American trying to be witty online and failing
r/ShitAmericansSay
Tell us you’ve never spoken to a British person without telling us you’ve never spoken to a British person.
Never heard of it we’ve got Oreo’s and bourbons and custard creams all very similar
They’re obviously Bourbons.
I mean i actively call them Hydrox just to make a point and to Rustle some American Jimmies
Reagan Rose is an arse candle.
This feels like one of those tweets that gets a new header and attributed to someone new every 6 months of so
It’s Americans who call everything a sandwich.
Oreos are gross. Get yourself some proper biscuits.
Have any of you haters considered it could have been somebody on the BBC trying to avoid the use of a brand name?
/s
Literally never happened. Oreo’s didn’t exist over here until whichever US conglomerate decided about ten years ago to import them and market them extremely aggressively as Oreo’s, hence they’re only ever known as Oreo’s here – whoever makes them.
Funnily enough our nearest native equivalent is a rectangular biscuit filled with chocolate cream called the Bourbon – it’s been around since the Victorian era and has also never been known as a chocolate sandwich biscuit.
This never happened.
Maybe… just maybe…. he’s joking?
I feel like all this anti American stuff is just being pushed by eastern bots who want to divide us.
Everyone knows a bourbon is a chocolate biscuit sandwich. Fucking yanks
We are world leaders when it comes to biscuits (nearly said world leaders in biscuits, but that would sound like we live in biscuits, which would be nice, but not true).
Anyway. Oreo’s and the pushing of the substandard chocolate coloured brick dust with sugary margarine in the middle is a bloody abomination. Even the humble Bourbon is a mightier biscuit.
They can shove their Oreo’s up their arses.
The same Americans that don’t call chicken burgers, burgers. They same chicken sandwiches despite it being in a burger bun.
Oreo is a brand name. The correct generic name would be chocolate sandwich biscuit. It’s like when everyone says Tannoy, when they mean public address system. But I don’t expect an American to understand that, these are the same people who voted for Trump… Twice.
If anything is a chocolate sandwich biscuit, it’s a bourbon
I call them “biscuit factory cement floor sweepings”, cause that’s what they fecking taste like, the dusty mockolate shite!
We actually call them, “Diabetes Wafers”.
Tbh the way they microwave tea would be sufficient to justify revolution 2.0
When compared to a Bourbon biscuit, Oreos taste like burnt shite. There’s more than one chocolate sandwich biscuit out there. It’s as if the Americans have never tasted a Bourbon biscuit.
They’re no Bourbons though, are they?
Did this dimwit watch the great British bake off where they can’t use product names? Like when they make a twix and is a caramel chocolate shortbread or something daft.
Some of these USians brains aren’t all fully wired are they.
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yeah, Oreos in the UK are Oreos. wtf is all that choc sandwich shit?!
I sure love my chocolate sandwich biscuits, as well as my ginger sandwich biscuits, jam blood-organ shortbread biscuits and pink chemical biscuits!
Today on shit that never happened
Nobody has ever said that ever . Did the war need to happen because Americans talk absolute shite ?
The revolutionary war had to happen because of something that was first produced a century later? 🤔
Just heard an American talking out of his arse.
How do I know he was taking out of his arse, you say?
…….he was an American.
Absolute helmet
Oreos are absolutely awful. They can keep them.
Oreo is a ubiquitous brand that wormed in fucking *everywhere* in the UK like Reese’s [pretend] peanut butter shit.
nobody has called it a fucking chocolate sandwich biscuit ever unless they were being ironic and quoting the name of some off brand lidl junk. this guy can fuck off…yet here i am responding to this bollocks like an idiot.
He’s surely mistaken, a chocolate sandwich biscuit is a Penguin FFS!
He’s surely mistaken, a chocolate sandwich biscuit is a Penguin!
Average ill informed American.
‘I’ve never been there but I’ve got all the misinformation I need’.
“It’s like an American Bourbon!”
“And if my mama had wheels she’d be a bike”
Typical American trying to be witty online and failing
r/ShitAmericansSay
Tell us you’ve never spoken to a British person without telling us you’ve never spoken to a British person.
Never heard of it we’ve got Oreo’s and bourbons and custard creams all very similar
They’re obviously Bourbons.
I mean i actively call them Hydrox just to make a point and to Rustle some American Jimmies
Reagan Rose is an arse candle.
This feels like one of those tweets that gets a new header and attributed to someone new every 6 months of so
It’s Americans who call everything a sandwich.
Oreos are gross. Get yourself some proper biscuits.
Have any of you haters considered it could have been somebody on the BBC trying to avoid the use of a brand name?
/s
Literally never happened. Oreo’s didn’t exist over here until whichever US conglomerate decided about ten years ago to import them and market them extremely aggressively as Oreo’s, hence they’re only ever known as Oreo’s here – whoever makes them.
Funnily enough our nearest native equivalent is a rectangular biscuit filled with chocolate cream called the Bourbon – it’s been around since the Victorian era and has also never been known as a chocolate sandwich biscuit.
This never happened.
Maybe… just maybe…. he’s joking?
I feel like all this anti American stuff is just being pushed by eastern bots who want to divide us.
Everyone knows a bourbon is a chocolate biscuit sandwich. Fucking yanks
We are world leaders when it comes to biscuits (nearly said world leaders in biscuits, but that would sound like we live in biscuits, which would be nice, but not true).
Anyway. Oreo’s and the pushing of the substandard chocolate coloured brick dust with sugary margarine in the middle is a bloody abomination. Even the humble Bourbon is a mightier biscuit.
They can shove their Oreo’s up their arses.
The same Americans that don’t call chicken burgers, burgers. They same chicken sandwiches despite it being in a burger bun.
Oreo is a brand name. The correct generic name would be chocolate sandwich biscuit. It’s like when everyone says Tannoy, when they mean public address system. But I don’t expect an American to understand that, these are the same people who voted for Trump… Twice.
If anything is a chocolate sandwich biscuit, it’s a bourbon
I call them “biscuit factory cement floor sweepings”, cause that’s what they fecking taste like, the dusty mockolate shite!
We actually call them, “Diabetes Wafers”.
Tbh the way they microwave tea would be sufficient to justify revolution 2.0
When compared to a Bourbon biscuit, Oreos taste like burnt shite. There’s more than one chocolate sandwich biscuit out there. It’s as if the Americans have never tasted a Bourbon biscuit.
They’re no Bourbons though, are they?
Did this dimwit watch the great British bake off where they can’t use product names? Like when they make a twix and is a caramel chocolate shortbread or something daft.
Some of these USians brains aren’t all fully wired are they.
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